Exaggerating Size

[Gus the Duck]

Pretty pretty bacon

Many guys seem to love bragging about their size, and sometimes exaggerate it. This is a sorta spin off of the other d**k size thread.

Anyway....



Questions

-Have you run into a guy like that?

-How many would you guess?

- Were you able to tell it was a lie or exaggeration?

- Any crazy exaggerations?

-If you actually ended up seeing, did you reveal you could tell?

My ex told me that his d**k was 5 and a half inches and then asked if I was impressed… I really couldn't care less I didn't want to be sexual with him at all.

[A Few Loose Screws]

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[Sugar-Relic]

Professor Alcoholic

Zartt

Professor Alcoholic

Zartt

Professor Alcoholic

That I will not dispute.

But to suggest you never have and never will for any reason whatsoever is a lie.

why would i?

To impress
To distract
To repel
Because it's funny
Because it's not funny
Maybe you want it
Maybe someone wants it from you
Maybe you feel like combining just that collection of words
Maybe you want overshadow someone who is smaller than you
Or take someone down a peg

There are countless reasons

none of which i care about. most of my friends are lesbians so i would have no need to lie. and telling someone your exact size when they joke is more funny than making up an outragious size since they dont expect it

Liar

nup. am an honest lil' bugger

[xChibi Cannibalx]

-Have you run into a guy like that?
Of course. A guy lieing about his p***s size is as common as a girl stuffing her bra #highschoolproblems

-How many would you guess?
Going on what my friends have told me about their sexcapades, about 1/5 of the people theyve slept with lied about their p***s size/breast size

-Were you able to tell it was a lie or exaggeration?
My exfriend Felisha wears two push up bras to look a size 42DD when shes only a 42C
My exfriend KK wore a bra several sizes too big which she stuffed
The only guy ive ever seen naked is my current boyfriend, and he said his p***s was smaller than it actually is - no complaints there. For the record, no one but me knows his size. He likes having his privacy

-Any crazy exaggerations?
^See above?
+Felisha slept with a dude, i forgot his name, but he claimed to be around 7 inches. She said she almost laughed when he pulled out a 3incher lol

[xChibi Cannibalx]

Hesperia the Goddess

Alexander J Luthor

This just reminded me of 1,000 ways to Die when a guy stuck a large sausage down his pants and died of an infection from the shapely sausage. I think it was botulism?

Did you also see the one where the guy was in a hot tub (or jacuzzi?) and his p***s got stuck in the suction then all his internal organs got sucked out?

Are you talking about the guy who sat on one of the suction things and had his organs ripped out from his butt hole?

[Professor Alcoholic]

Zartt

Professor Alcoholic

Zartt

Professor Alcoholic

Zartt

Professor Alcoholic

That I will not dispute.

But to suggest you never have and never will for any reason whatsoever is a lie.

why would i?

To impress
To distract
To repel
Because it's funny
Because it's not funny
Maybe you want it
Maybe someone wants it from you
Maybe you feel like combining just that collection of words
Maybe you want overshadow someone who is smaller than you
Or take someone down a peg

There are countless reasons

none of which i care about. most of my friends are lesbians so i would have no need to lie. and telling someone your exact size when they joke is more funny than making up an outragious size since they dont expect it

Liar

nup. am an honest lil' bugger

You most certainly are not.

[Hesperia the Goddess]

xChibi Cannibalx

Hesperia the Goddess

Alexander J Luthor

This just reminded me of 1,000 ways to Die when a guy stuck a large sausage down his pants and died of an infection from the shapely sausage. I think it was botulism?

Did you also see the one where the guy was in a hot tub (or jacuzzi?) and his p***s got stuck in the suction then all his internal organs got sucked out?

Are you talking about the guy who sat on one of the suction things and had his organs ripped out from his butt hole?

Probably. It's been years since I've watched any episodes from that show so I could be remembering it incorrectly.
Still sounds excruciatingly painful to me though.

[Asuia]

I haven't met any guys that bragged about their size.
None that I can remember anyway.

[Valebat]

I think most guys do because of social pressures put on by women.
The idea you need a massive over sized p***s to please women?
I don't know how true it is though, I've never had any problems.

[is taylor really swift]

DollFacedPrincess

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DollFacedPrincess

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DollFacedPrincess

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Most guys do it because somewhere along the line they were under the impression that their masculinity is under scrutiny.

I've met girls who would make fun of other guys for not meeting their physical standard.
Two girls; What's the difference between guy x, and guy z!? HALF AN INCH. (Implying one guy is who is 7 inches is better than the guy who was 6.5 inches.)

All of which causes other women to feel sympathetic and say "Size doesn't matter!" or "It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean.". When in reality that it does to any person who is capable of having sex. Certainty not the way these type of people construe it.
Porn and typically, but not solely phallic narcissists play a large role in this too. A few of which are on this forum.

I've never lied, but I have felt inadequate.

Trust me, girls who are prone to making fun of a guy because he is too small for THEM, usually is doing so do distract themselves from the rage they feel inside because they have totally blown the s**t out of their gummy holes and it thus requires ten inch penors to satiate them even slightly.

Yeah it's a relative comparison. Never once have I heard a girl say they themselves are too big, or too elastic.

Because to admit that, would mean a female would then have to explain how the ******** it got to the point where she needed a d**k that big to even please her.

I don't mind if people have a preference. it's when someone starts making fun of another person because they don't fit into it.

I know. It's pretty damn rude.

You (and others) obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works, or you wouldn't be saying this. A woman's v****a can push a baby out and still go back to the same size and you think a d**k is going to stretch it for good???? Vaginas pretty much always go back to the same size that they were before sex or any sort of penetration, so you're talking s**t, because a v****a isn't like an elastic band that slowly loses its elasticity, it stays the same.
Idk if I feel sorry for men in that sort of situation anyway, since they sometimes ignore a woman's needs during sex and they also have certain physical expectations of women, so it's pretty much the same thing.

[Foxydoe]

super-sluts

DollFacedPrincess

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DollFacedPrincess

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Yeah it's a relative comparison. Never once have I heard a girl say they themselves are too big, or too elastic.

Because to admit that, would mean a female would then have to explain how the ******** it got to the point where she needed a d**k that big to even please her.

I don't mind if people have a preference. it's when someone starts making fun of another person because they don't fit into it.

I know. It's pretty damn rude.

You (and others) obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works, or you wouldn't be saying this. A woman's v****a can push a baby out and still go back to the same size and you think a d**k is going to stretch it for good???? Vaginas pretty much always go back to the same size that they were before sex or any sort of penetration, so you're talking s**t, because a v****a isn't like an elastic band that slowly loses its elasticity, it stays the same.
Idk if I feel sorry for men in that sort of situation anyway, since they sometimes ignore a woman's needs during sex and they also have certain physical expectations of women, so it's pretty much the same thing.

Except no? Women can be severely injured - they have died - from the trauma of giving birth. Lots of 'em require surgery & stitches to fix.

For most people, being torn open is not a pleasurable experience, and if you're hurt bad enough, your body won't just lol-fix-itself. Trying to take in something too large can and will hurt you.

[is taylor really swift]

Foxydoe

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DollFacedPrincess

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DollFacedPrincess

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Yeah it's a relative comparison. Never once have I heard a girl say they themselves are too big, or too elastic.

Because to admit that, would mean a female would then have to explain how the ******** it got to the point where she needed a d**k that big to even please her.

I don't mind if people have a preference. it's when someone starts making fun of another person because they don't fit into it.

I know. It's pretty damn rude.

You (and others) obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works, or you wouldn't be saying this. A woman's v****a can push a baby out and still go back to the same size and you think a d**k is going to stretch it for good???? Vaginas pretty much always go back to the same size that they were before sex or any sort of penetration, so you're talking s**t, because a v****a isn't like an elastic band that slowly loses its elasticity, it stays the same.
Idk if I feel sorry for men in that sort of situation anyway, since they sometimes ignore a woman's needs during sex and they also have certain physical expectations of women, so it's pretty much the same thing.

Except no? Women can be severely injured - they have died - from the trauma of giving birth. Lots of 'em require surgery & stitches to fix.

For most people, being torn open is not a pleasurable experience, and if you're hurt bad enough, your body won't just lol-fix-itself. Trying to take in something too large can and will hurt you.

I am aware, but if the v****a isn't torn during child birth it will usually go back to normal. The only time that a v****a is torn or should be torn is during something as excruciating as child birth - and I honestly doubt that the average male has a p***s the size of a baby. Also I said the v****a can go back to normal after child birth, so I obviously wasn't talking about cases where it tears because I know that some women do need stitches.
If a woman is turned on and ready for sex her v****a should definitely not tear, since being sexually aroused widens the v****a and prepares it to accommodate a p***s. Suggesting that a woman's v****a stays the same after having sex and gets more loose is ridiculous, that simply does not happen.

[DollFacedPrincess]

Foxydoe

super-sluts

DollFacedPrincess

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DollFacedPrincess

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Yeah it's a relative comparison. Never once have I heard a girl say they themselves are too big, or too elastic.

Because to admit that, would mean a female would then have to explain how the ******** it got to the point where she needed a d**k that big to even please her.

I don't mind if people have a preference. it's when someone starts making fun of another person because they don't fit into it.

I know. It's pretty damn rude.

You (and others) obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works, or you wouldn't be saying this. A woman's v****a can push a baby out and still go back to the same size and you think a d**k is going to stretch it for good???? Vaginas pretty much always go back to the same size that they were before sex or any sort of penetration, so you're talking s**t, because a v****a isn't like an elastic band that slowly loses its elasticity, it stays the same.
Idk if I feel sorry for men in that sort of situation anyway, since they sometimes ignore a woman's needs during sex and they also have certain physical expectations of women, so it's pretty much the same thing.

Except no? Women can be severely injured - they have died - from the trauma of giving birth. Lots of 'em require surgery & stitches to fix.

For most people, being torn open is not a pleasurable experience, and if you're hurt bad enough, your body won't just lol-fix-itself. Trying to take in something too large can and will hurt you.

Indeed it can hurt. You're speaking truth, and coming from someone who did not have a remotely pleasurable experience when I was injured in another manner, not pleasant at all. I'm lucky I lived. Tons of women died from childbirth in earlier times, hell some still die in child birth. The genital area of any human being can only handle so much trauma, male or female and while the male has to worry about external abuse for the most part, we as women have to worry about internal and even external injury as well.