My dad plays the 'disrespect' card for everything.
Once I asked my mom why she didn't check the movie times before we left for the movie,
and he basically gave me an hour long scolding telling me how asking that was
indirectly saying that my mom was wasting our time at the movies and that
I hate her and think she's annoying.
I get these types of lectures A LOT.
Usually over things that could and should just be forgotton.
Like if they ask my to do something and I don't say okay, or yes, sir, it's considered disrespect.
He also plays the "What would Jesus do" card.
Would Jesus tell your sister to shut up?
I'm not Jesus.
When he's not being a psycho card player, he's a pretty cool guy.
My mom exaggerates a lot, and she plays the victim.
Because of this, I get those dad lectures a lot.
She has no common sense, but she's also book smart.
Think it's impossible? It isn't. My mom is.
She's easy to talk to about my problems, but she can also overreact about some things I tell her.