Goodly
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- Posted: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:55:45 +0000
I just wanted everyone to understand the difference between being raped, almost raped, and not being raped. Being raped is pretty obvious. I think we all know what that is. The confusion comes in when people want to claim that they've almost been raped (and quite a few people do claim this..). So, I've found a very well made a list that has been in production for at least 100 years.
Things that qualify as almost being raped:
# Nonconsensual sex with a corpse.
# A man accidentally bumping into you.
# A man asking you for your phone number.
# A man offering to pay for your drink.
# Teruchan watching your page.
# A man asking for the time.
# A man using pick-up lines on you.
# You dislike someone you dated for a period of time.
# Being looked at in a lascivious manner.
# Nearly being looked at in a lascivious manner.
# The presence of a male human which makes you uncomfortable.
# A male within 50 feet of you.
# Being outside in the dark.
# Donkey punch
# If the raper rapist(its rapist you f**king retard) doesn't call "Surprise!"
# Everything on this list
# Quietly sitting in a corner by yourself.
# Goatse
# When She comes and he keeps going for the justice.
# Being looked at in any way by a black-man.
Please, please! if you want to claim that you've almost been raped, consult this list first. We don't need more pointless cases where people are just over-reacting..
Things that qualify as almost being raped:
# Nonconsensual sex with a corpse.
# A man accidentally bumping into you.
# A man asking you for your phone number.
# A man offering to pay for your drink.
# Teruchan watching your page.
# A man asking for the time.
# A man using pick-up lines on you.
# You dislike someone you dated for a period of time.
# Being looked at in a lascivious manner.
# Nearly being looked at in a lascivious manner.
# The presence of a male human which makes you uncomfortable.
# A male within 50 feet of you.
# Being outside in the dark.
# Donkey punch
# If the raper rapist(its rapist you f**king retard) doesn't call "Surprise!"
# Everything on this list
# Quietly sitting in a corner by yourself.
# Goatse
# When She comes and he keeps going for the justice.
# Being looked at in any way by a black-man.
Please, please! if you want to claim that you've almost been raped, consult this list first. We don't need more pointless cases where people are just over-reacting..
