AKWARD MOMENTS

[milo_greenwood]

whee

my little brother is learning how to masturbate. and sometimes i hear him doing it, because we still share a bunk. (unfortunately i live at home because i can't save up enough money to move out, and i'm stuck in a room with this pipsqueak.) but yeah, its gross and AKWARD.

please discuss AKWARD moments.

[Vampire Cup]

No.

[ALLIGAT0R TEARS]

Wow......why can't he wait until he is alone? seriously......

I can't think of any awkward moments. Although I tend to yell out awkward words and noises.

[iiCookieHunter]

How old is your brother?

[Haro Chitty]

You think you got it bad, my older brother used to wack off casually at home whenever he felt like it. He got suspended from school a few times for it too. But he was a bit ******** in the head.

He'd climb into my bed at night and bite me while he jerked off too D: < Sadistic b*****d.

[b-kins]

lmfao. An akward moment is when someone toots when you and the person are in the same room.

[Infinite Authority]

Heading home with a young woman i met at the bar, she just stops and stands there about 4 blocks from her house.. . puzzled look on her face.... then says "ahhh ok much better now"

*SERIOUSLY CLASSY* no finding a bush, no ally, no fence.. just right there in her pants..

she invites me up, i tell her to go have a shower and left while she was in there. xd she was rediculously cute and really wanted me to join her in the shower so i don't think it was an 'expert' cockblocking move.

Though for you ladies out there that want to get rid of a guy.. i seriously suggest this.

Almost didn't want to bother walking her home the rest of the way..

*lesson learned* Save enough money for a ******** cab.

[tasty dead stuff]

Infinite Authority

Heading home with a young woman i met at the bar, she just stops and stands there about 4 blocks from her house.. . puzzled look on her face.... then says "ahhh ok much better now"

*SERIOUSLY CLASSY* no finding a bush, no ally, no fence.. just right there in her pants..

she invites me up, i tell her to go have a shower and left while she was in there. xd she was rediculously cute and really wanted me to join her in the shower so i don't think it was an 'expert' cockblocking move.

Though for you ladies out there that want to get rid of a guy.. i seriously suggest this.

Almost didn't want to bother walking her home the rest of the way..

*lesson learned* Save enough money for a ******** cab.

Why did you even go upstairs with her in the first place?!

[Infinite Authority]

lait panda

Why did you even go upstairs with her in the first place?!

Excellent question rofl
In my defence i was drunk as hell.. .

End all be all, a beautiful woman trying to lead you by the belt into the bathroom can be very persuasive.. though i did end up comming to the conclusion that she would really end up being nothing but trouble, and i'd probably be puked on later.

it really takes a certain type of person to let go in their pants.. casually, none the less!

[Techno Ballerina]

that's pretty odd that he doesn't have the decency or instinct to do that when you're not in the same room..but whatever floats his boat i suppose.

[kayjenno]

it's spelt AWKWARD T3T

[Lenne-Chana]

I was sitting in a class of maybe ten people.

This girl one table over and one table back from me says something of immense douchebag porportions.

So I mutter snidely "Shut the ******** up, Becky." But nobody seemed to notice.

After class my friend Liz comes up to me and says "Wow, when you said that to Becky, I was like thinking it at the exact same time."

She sits on the complete opposite side of the room.

It then dawned on me that everyone heard that.

[Lilizarr93]

milo_greenwood

whee

my little brother is learning how to masturbate. and sometimes i hear him doing it, because we still share a bunk. (unfortunately i live at home because i can't save up enough money to move out, and i'm stuck in a room with this pipsqueak.) but yeah, its gross and AKWARD.

please discuss AKWARD moments.

lolz u just did,lmao that sux for you

[Coniecto]

Lets see, my most recent awkward moment was when one of the people I work with pretty much glomped me from behind, thinking I was her boyfriend who was standing right next to me.