AKWARD MOMENTS

[Das Punk]

I was casually having a conversation with a boy in my history class last year and out of now here he said, "Wow. You have nice tits." And I did this face neutral . He was like "Oh God. Did I say that out loud?!" and I was like "Yup. Ya did." And I just glared at him in an awkward silence before he got up and left. Never talked to me again because he was embarrassed. I didn't hit him because he was half of my size and he probably didn't know how to masturbate anyway. xD

Another awkard moment happened when I was with my family in Applebees. My eveil grandmother was with us and she didn't know I was in an interracial relationship yet, and my personal life got brought up, as it usually does since I'm the only teenager in my family and it's oh so interesting to pry into my life. Anyway my uncle Pete said, "Oh you're dating an Asian! Have fun with that little package, hopefully you can get off on that." and he laughed jokingly, like it was okay to say that to a 16 year old. I think my dad almost hit him.
And everyone was like, WHAT THE ******** ******** PETE. I was giggle snorting though. I wanted to tell them that my boyfriend is NOT that small, but then my dad would have been like, "how the ******** do you know?!" and bitched slapped me. So I kept quiet.
Yeah my grandma hates me now, well, more than she already did

[Coniecto]

Das Punk: Sounds like uncle pete is that creepy uncle that is always a little too close.

[rachel_4860]

let see the most recent awkward moment i had was when we were in the hall talking *the bell hadnt rung yet* and then someone started playing a** tag then i was tagged by rachel so i decided i had to tag someone..... i thought it was kyra it turned out to be donnie, my friends ex, he just kinda looked at me weird.... and then walked to class....... not that awkward but still creepy...........

[Das Punk]

Aiges

Das Punk: Sounds like uncle pete is that creepy uncle that is always a little too close.

He's actually really cool and I get along well with him. Since I act way more mature than my age, he and my other relatives generally kid around like that with me. Only not about my boyfriends size. Dx And my grandma being there is really what made it worse.
My cousin Holly, who is like 40 years old, says much more graphic and embarrassing things. xD

[Smudged_Makeup]

I think...
Yes.
The most awkward moment I can remember right now would have been when I was in...*Squints* Grade....five?
There was a boy in my class who I really didn't know much, though I didn't really know anybody. I had hung behind in the class when school had ended, because it typically takes me awhile to get my s**t together. He had hung around too.
When I was about to leave, he came up to me and kissed me on the cheek. Incredulous and shocked, I asked him "Did you just kiss me?"
He said no, laughed it off and proceeded to tap this...popsicle stick toy thing against my cheek a couple of times, saying it had kissed me. Then I think he walked out.

There was also this one time when I was six or something when an older boy of around ten invited me behind this dumpster in a secluded spot of our apartment, and proceeded to grind against my groin. Being six I had no hormones, so I just looked up at him like "WTF?". He was pretty embarrassed.
I had to go to councilling for that...though I think I was more amused than anything.

[Coniecto]

Yeah, my grandma belongs back in the fifties. She still thinks its wrong to say words like s**t and damn in public... I get ya though, I have an uncle like that myself...My girl's first meeting with him, he tried to shank her (pull her pants down from behind in public) But she already knew and wore a belt, awkward moment avoided.

[Coniecto]

Silver, the first was actually rather cute being it in fith grade...As for the second...*huggles* thats scary.

[Smudged_Makeup]

Aiges

Silver, the first was actually rather cute being it in fith grade...As for the second...*huggles* thats scary.

His Popsicle stick SCARED me though. Dx And I couldn't figure out if he was just messing with me, or if it was genuine, considering I was in the midst of being bullied back then.
*Luffle* And I suppose the second one could have really gone wrong, really fast if it had been somebody else, so I'm glad that it didn't. *Shudder* As it is, the kid didn't have the guts. He looked pretty flustered and embarrassed by the end of it.
In the end, my mom was more traumatized than me.

[Coniecto]

Ooh so it was a scary popsicle stick, I see. Well whether it was messing with you or not, he still went far enough to kiss your cheek. If I'm not attracted to some one, I wouldn't get my lips anywhere close to them, let alone tough their face with them.

[Smudged_Makeup]

Aiges

Ooh so it was a scary popsicle stick, I see. Well whether it was messing with you or not, he still went far enough to kiss your cheek. If I'm not attracted to some one, I wouldn't get my lips anywhere close to them, let alone tough their face with them.

*Shrugs* I guess. lol
And yah it was scary! Dx! It had googly eyes and wire arms, and this orange tuft hair thing at the top. D:

[Coniecto]

SilverMist

Aiges

Ooh so it was a scary popsicle stick, I see. Well whether it was messing with you or not, he still went far enough to kiss your cheek. If I'm not attracted to some one, I wouldn't get my lips anywhere close to them, let alone tough their face with them.

*Shrugs* I guess. lol
And yah it was scary! Dx! It had googly eyes and wire arms, and this orange tuft hair thing at the top. D:

O_o, I want it... I'll burn it eventually but I just want it for some reason.

[II-Fallen-Kazumi-II]

milo_greenwood

whee

my little brother is learning how to masturbate. and sometimes i hear him doing it, because we still share a bunk. (unfortunately i live at home because i can't save up enough money to move out, and i'm stuck in a room with this pipsqueak.) but yeah, its gross and AWKWARD.

please discuss AKWARD moments.

Does he know that he can go to the bathroom?

Anyway my awkward moment was a day I was in school. I was talking to my friend about this guy who is tan skin and I liked him and I was telling my friend how black guys have big dicks and all of the sudden I said that even if he was tan I bet he had a big nice d**k and then I felt someone poked me from behind and when I turn around he was behind me smirking.

I swear I almost died!

Ps wekks later we started dating!

[Smudged_Makeup]

VampireMistressNurico

milo_greenwood

whee

my little brother is learning how to masturbate. and sometimes i hear him doing it, because we still share a bunk. (unfortunately i live at home because i can't save up enough money to move out, and i'm stuck in a room with this pipsqueak.) but yeah, its gross and AWKWARD.

please discuss AKWARD moments.

Does he know that he can go to the bathroom?

Anyway my awkward moment was a day I was in school. I was talking to my friend about this guy who is tan skin and I liked him and I was telling my friend how black guys have big dicks and all of the sudden I said that even if he was tan I bet he had a big nice d**k and then I felt someone poked me from behind and when I turn around he was behind me smirking.

I swear I almost died!

Ps wekks later we started dating!

Epicluls xD

[Shima Shinji]

VampireMistressNurico

Does he know that he can go to the bathroom?

Anyway my awkward moment was a day I was in school. I was talking to my friend about this guy who is tan skin and I liked him and I was telling my friend how black guys have big dicks and all of the sudden I said that even if he was tan I bet he had a big nice d**k and then I felt someone poked me from behind and when I turn around he was behind me smirking.

I swear I almost died!

Ps wekks later we started dating!

Does he have a big d**k?

My whole 11th grade year was awkward. Between my computer teacher making fun of my sex life and the rest of the class also making fun of my sex life, it was great to spend 3 hours in that class. rofl

[Morbid Bubblegum]

My boyfriend's 21 year old sister seems to be infatuated with her own brother. Awkward moment? We're skyping and he had to get ready for work, goes to quickly dress and as I'm on skype, sister walks in and stands there watching him put pants on. I said "Hi, "said person's name"". She didn't look pleased. Ended up having a lengthy talk with the boyfriend about the fact that he's used to his sister having her way his whole life but when you reach a certain age, your sister watching you change, walking in all the time without knocking or bothering about his personal space AND popping the lock on the bathroom door when he's showering to use the washroom when she uses it six hours out of the day is unnaceptable. It's been fixed... but veeerrryyyy awkward.