1 No Alcohol - Sure, that'd be a fine idea, I don't drink much anyway, but sometimes I like doing silly things, and besides, it's western culture. >.<
2 No drugs - Obviously.
3 No smoking - Obviously.
4 No pornography - Are you serious? What's wrong with watching copulation, or drawing it for that matter?
5 No masturbating - Yeah, see how long you can keep that one up for. xd
[and besides, why would you give that up anyway, it would create intese sexual tension, and you wouldn't be able to concentrate on anything else.]
6 Do not discriminate against people for any reason - Sure.
7 Do not believe in anything more powerful than yourself. - Even governments?
8 Do not steal from anyone less fortunate than yourself - I don't steal anyway, I can get everything I want fairly.
Well, that was my 5 eggs, or rather, my 8... rolleyes