The Cake Is A Lie...

[Ayame Wolfe]

psibunny

Antivendor

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Ayame Wolfe

psibunny

The cake is telling the TRUTH, I'll fight anybody who says different! scream

The cake is telling the truth, but it is a lie.

I'm not majoring in philosophy, so I'll just keep mindlessly defending the cake.

It is NOT a lie! And it's telling the truth! And so on! TAKE THAT BACK NAO

Portal fan?

No, drunken cake fan.

I LOVE CAKE SO MUCH gonk

I love cake too, and this is my graduation party cake. It is a delicious red velvet cake with chocolate butter cream frosting, topped with blood-red frosting roses. It is a lie though, because I didn't have a graduation party.

[Luinquesse]

Onsie cup!

[K i m z y]

Cake you say? I had one. *Points to the cream at the side of mouth* It was extremely yummy.

[KeystoneShaneDVS]

confused I just want to get something straight...
Is there cake or not ,'cuz I'M HUNGRY!!! scream

[Murd3r3d]

Ayame Wolfe

...but the drinks are real...I think...the bartender is a hologram...not sure about the barmaids. *hic* Oh, look...magical rainbow pixie horses... eek ... stressed DANG IT, BOB, I SAID NO MAGIC ICE CUBES!!!

they taste like happy though!

[Ayame Wolfe]

KeystoneShaneDVS

confused I just want to get something straight...
Is there cake or not ,'cuz I'M HUNGRY!!! scream

I just made some cupcakes. Dig in. They're kinda like the gum from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but no side effects. They taste like anything you want them to.

[Immora]

Cake in a red cup is... half-truth?

[RoseQueen666]

Ayame Wolfe

...but the drinks are real...I think...the bartender is a hologram...not sure about the barmaids. *hic* Oh, look...magical rainbow pixie horses... eek ... stressed DANG IT, BOB, I SAID NO MAGIC ICE CUBES!!!

maybe Black Mesa?

[KeystoneShaneDVS]

Ayame Wolfe

KeystoneShaneDVS

confused I just want to get something straight...
Is there cake or not ,'cuz I'M HUNGRY!!! scream

I just made some cupcakes. Dig in. They're kinda like the gum from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but no side effects. They taste like anything you want them to.

biggrin Thanks! *takes one, gobbles it down quickly* DEEEE-LISH! *kisses you on the cheek, then leaves humming Queen's "You're My Best Friend"

[Ayame Wolfe]

KeystoneShaneDVS

Ayame Wolfe

KeystoneShaneDVS

confused I just want to get something straight...
Is there cake or not ,'cuz I'M HUNGRY!!! scream

I just made some cupcakes. Dig in. They're kinda like the gum from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but no side effects. They taste like anything you want them to.

biggrin Thanks! *takes one, gobbles it down quickly* DEEEE-LISH! *kisses you on the cheek, then leaves humming Queen's "You're My Best Friend"

You're welcome. *Touches cheek and blushes* Yay, Queen!!!

[KeystoneShaneDVS]

Ayame Wolfe

KeystoneShaneDVS

Ayame Wolfe

KeystoneShaneDVS

confused I just want to get something straight...
Is there cake or not ,'cuz I'M HUNGRY!!! scream

I just made some cupcakes. Dig in. They're kinda like the gum from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but no side effects. They taste like anything you want them to.

biggrin Thanks! *takes one, gobbles it down quickly* DEEEE-LISH! *kisses you on the cheek, then leaves humming Queen's "You're My Best Friend"

You're welcome. *Touches cheek and blushes* Yay, Queen!!!

By the way, what was in those things ( check out *walks into the attic* in the Attic)

[kefkadragon]

If you didn't find the cake, you didn't do enough science.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)

[Ayame Wolfe]

KeystoneShaneDVS

Ayame Wolfe

KeystoneShaneDVS

Ayame Wolfe

KeystoneShaneDVS

confused I just want to get something straight...
Is there cake or not ,'cuz I'M HUNGRY!!! scream

I just made some cupcakes. Dig in. They're kinda like the gum from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but no side effects. They taste like anything you want them to.

biggrin Thanks! *takes one, gobbles it down quickly* DEEEE-LISH! *kisses you on the cheek, then leaves humming Queen's "You're My Best Friend"

You're welcome. *Touches cheek and blushes* Yay, Queen!!!

By the way, what was in those things ( check out *walks into the attic* in the Attic)

Well, other than the usual ingredients, imagination, magic, a few secret ingredients, and Gummi Bears.

[Gruelgrimm]

MagiPuff

WHAT?!?! WHY!?!?! THE CAKE!!!! crying

~stumbles out and falls over~

Aye, "Why the cake?"
But it is the "magical brownies" that ye really ought to watch out for.

yum_cupcake yum_donut yum_cupcake yum_donut

[MagiPuff]

Gruelgrimm

MagiPuff

WHAT?!?! WHY!?!?! THE CAKE!!!! crying

~stumbles out and falls over~

Aye, "Why the cake?"
But it is the "magical brownies" that ye really ought to watch out for.

yum_cupcake yum_donut yum_cupcake yum_donut

~glances around, then bites brownie are slowly backs away~

Ohohohoohoooo! What is in dees brownie?!?

~passes out~