Professor Snape's Alchemy Service-1000 points to Slytherin

[Lochinvar]

I thought you might like them. Personally, I don't eat them. I got a vomit flavored one once. I thought it was going to actually make me throw up. Ever since then I won't touch the things.

[Prof. Severus S. Snape]

And this makes you think I would want them, why?

[Lochinvar]

Um... Good point. *notices he is getting more irritated with her by the second*

I just thought... Well, every wizard has a sweet tooth. I thought maybe I could figure out what your tooth was sweet for... I guess it doesn't make sense now that I think of it. You want the rest of my Peanut Butter Crunky (tm)? sweatdrop

[Prof. Severus S. Snape]

stare

Clearly I have been allowing you too much time to do all of this... thinking.

*hands her a broom*

[Lochinvar]

eek heart You want me to fly somewhere for components?

[Prof. Severus S. Snape]

No. I want you to sweep.

*drops her candy bar onto the floor*

And I don't want to hear any of this 5 second nonsense. You know what happened the last time you ate something off of the lab floor.

[Lochinvar]

My Crunky... crying

[Prof. Severus S. Snape]

Philosopher's Cache -- 98% Complete
10/10 Pancakes
100/100 Tickets
10/10 Grade A Fish Bait
10/10 Bachelor's Credits
10/10 Black Bubble Eyed Goldfish
10/10 Red Bubble Eyed Goldfish
10/10 Gold Bubble Eyed Goldfish
10/10 Orange Guppy
10/10 Yellow Guppy
10/10 Red Guppy
10/10 Branches
10/10 Pink Flamingo Feathers
10/10 Plastic
10/10 Screws
10/10 Wing Tree Leaf
5/5 Old Boot
0/5 Big Old Tire
5/5 Old Can
50/50 Crumpled Newspaper
40/50 Old Crumpled Newspaper
50/50 Dirty Crumpled Newspaper
50/50 Crumpled Newsprint
50/50 Crumpled Red Construction Paper
50/50 Crumpled Blue Construction Paper
50/50 Crumpled Green Construction Paper
50/50 Crumpled Paper Bag
50/50 Crumpled Blue Zerox Paper
50/50 Crumpled White Zerox Paper
50/50 Crumpled Zerox Paper Goldenrod
(Alchemy Component)

[Lochinvar]

*sweeps*

[Prof. Severus S. Snape]

That's enough sweeping. It's time for you to begin Alchemy.

[Lochinvar]

eek REALLY?! heart YAY!

What am I makin'?

[Prof. Severus S. Snape]

A Philosopher's Case with any luck.

[Lochinvar]

eek ! Somethin' so important my first time?! You must have a lot of faith in me, Professor!

I won't let you down!

*gathers items*

[Lochinvar]

*fizzles*

Oh man. Maybe next time!

[Lochinvar]

*fizzles*

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