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          Okay, after I send you this next coat I have to go for an hour or two. Will we be able to do this again some time? If not that's totally fine, thanks for all the help 3nodding

Yeah sure. Just catch me whenever and we can continue later.



          Cool, it's much appreciated.

You can gift me the coat instead of trading. Faster biggrin
lol nevermind. We're on the same wavelength cool Enjoy your dinner
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Captain's log star date 09 point 18 point 12: *captain Picard's voice*

We decided to head back to the belt and collect more Nartians. This trip reminds me of the time I would catch gold fish at my school fair back when I was a wee little 54-year-old in Star Fleet Elementary School. I was a little big for my age and the other children would taunt me, but I managed to graduate with flying colors. I remember the look of pride my grandmama gave me when that Star Trooper badge was pinned to my coat lapel. I will never forget. *tears*

We managed to catch one of those Nartian suckers and put it in inventory. The little guy keeps screaming from the hold. I think Ian is disturbed by this process but he needs to learn how to man up. His digital girlfriend currently has him on the silent treatment for looking through Logan's stash of alien porn. He sure is a curious boy!
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Captain's log star date 09 point 19 point 12: *captain Picard's voice*

We acquired another alien creature and put it in the hold as well. I suspect the two that we have in there, are now in the process of finalizing a bizarre mating ritual. Strange, high-pitched sounds are coming from the hold. I find it amusing how Ian makes sure to pass by storage once every hour to listen in on the activities, then retreat to his room, later emerging flustered yet sickly looking. He is one deprived boy.

Anyway, we are now at 102 capacity. Picking this abundant asteroid belt has been rather boring but productive. There is some confusion among crew, however, at what or where we should direct our activities next.
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Captain's log star date 09 point 23 point 12: *captain Picard's voice*

Inventory has increased to 118 capacity. Crew on board are getting restless for the simple fact that we have stayed in the same quadrant for quite a while. Not only Ian, but Logan and Louie have frequently crossed fists in a dance move popular to the Borganian waltz, out of boredom. I have drawn a diagram of this particular dance move below. Tempers have shortened. Just yesterday Gino and Meili got into a terrible fight over a game of Monopoly. Crew are letting their hair grow long instead of getting hair cuts. I suspect they do this to recreate the illusion of a woman from the back, to project their perverted fantasies onto one another. Yes, it has been quite a while since we have seen the female species.

Time to eat my potato dinner. Mmm the smell of mashed potatoes smothered in Nartian grease- I mean. Uh...


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I need an alchemist!
Formula to alchemize: Black Edwardian Children's Coat
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I need an alchemist!
Formula to alchemize: Black Edwardian Children's Coat
Cost to craft: 5500

If you've got everything then let's go! Wooo!
I'll start the trade!
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I need an alchemist!
Formula to alchemize: Black Edwardian Children's Coat
Cost to craft: 5500

If you've got everything then let's go! Wooo!
I'll start the trade!
Yay! Thank you! emotion_yatta
I was just opening some caches to get components but I'll be ready in one sec.
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I need an alchemist!
Formula to alchemize: Black Edwardian Children's Coat
Cost to craft: 5500

If you've got everything then let's go! Wooo!
I'll start the trade!
Yay! Thank you! emotion_yatta
I was just opening some caches to get components but I'll be ready in one sec.

Okay. Take your time.
I also started a trade but I'm not sure if it's working because I don't see anything in the 'waiting for other person box'. If (for some strange reason) trades aren't working you might want to go to someone elseOh wait I see it now biggrin
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I need an alchemist!
Formula to alchemize: Black Edwardian Children's Coat
Cost to craft: 5500

If you've got everything then let's go! Wooo!
I'll start the trade!
Yay! Thank you! emotion_yatta
I was just opening some caches to get components but I'll be ready in one sec.

Okay. Take your time.
I also started a trade but I'm not sure if it's working because I don't see anything in the 'waiting for other person box'. If (for some strange reason) trades aren't working you might want to go to someone elseOh wait I see it now biggrin
Ok great! c:
Good luck! : D
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Existential Existence

I need an alchemist!
Formula to alchemize: Black Edwardian Children's Coat
Cost to craft: 5500

If you've got everything then let's go! Wooo!
I'll start the trade!
Yay! Thank you! emotion_yatta
I was just opening some caches to get components but I'll be ready in one sec.

Okay. Take your time.
I also started a trade but I'm not sure if it's working because I don't see anything in the 'waiting for other person box'. If (for some strange reason) trades aren't working you might want to go to someone elseOh wait I see it now biggrin
Ok great! c:
Good luck! : D

Woo!
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Enjoy your coat!
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Woo!
Here's your success screenie
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Enjoy your coat!
Thank you very much! I appreciate your help and for being so speedy too!
Two thumbs up from me! Have a nice night c: <3
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Woo!
Here's your success screenie
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Enjoy your coat!
Thank you very much! I appreciate your help and for being so speedy too!
Two thumbs up from me! Have a nice night c: <3

Thank you for using the shop! That was funnnn
you too
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Captain's log star date 09 point 26 point 12: *captain Picard's voice*
Inventory increased to 134 capacity after capturing another Nartian creature. These buggers are such silly, ignorant creatures. Yesterday Ian had the bright idea to set some cheese outside our ship to lure in a hungry Nartian. No doubt, he got this idea after watching a documentary on mice traps. Surprisingly, it worked. There is some intelligence in that boy, I tell you!

Although our journey has been rather uneventful lately, we did encounter a wandering nomad containing - to our crew's delight - women! Nicolae and Logan took their sweet time talking to ladies who were on their way to one of those fabulous space parties. Ian's tailoring skills, in the meantime, were employed to craft a children's coat for the trekker 'little bunnies'. Ian was quite angry at crew when he heard we were partying with little bunnies - possibly believing we were partying with actual bunnies - so he crafted the coat rather quickly before rushing to the deck to show off quite a few, terrible, horribly embarrassing dance moves. Suffice to say, little bunnies and her crew did not like his display of dance and quickly left the ship after receiving their goods. Logan is quite upset at Ian now...
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Captain's log star date 09 point 28 point 12: *captain Picard's voice*

Inventory has increased to 150 capacity. We are nearing enough capacity to go into hyperspace for Six, so we are starting to pull away from Nartian fishing and heading out towards coordinates 2323 dot 232344 dot 2323 dot 32 dot 609 dot 69.

I must admit, we are overflowing with a surplus of Nartians. The Nartians in our hold are starting to reproduce, producing unwanted offspring via lack of protection during copulation. Ian was given the task of babysitting several of the buggers, as it was later found that the parent Nartians were eating their own children for sustenance. Fortunately in Nartian development, after the age of 5 days they are too old and tough for the adult Nartian to eat. Once a Nartian babe has survived past the point of being edible, it is reunited with its birth parents and allowed to participate in an incestuous mating system. These creatures are fascinating. It has been 3 days since Ian was given care of an infant, he has grown attached to the child but I am afraid that one day when we either give away or sell the Nartian for profit, Ian will protest quite loudly. He has a penchant for being belligerent at the most miserable of moments. Say, just yesterday, he refused to leave his holographic girlfriend's side because she was in the process of eating a carrot, which is a personal fetish of his.

In other news Logan is leaving Ian alone on account of alien infants being around. Logan has been quite taken by one of the buggers and spends his free time teaching it how to say dirty phrases like "mother ducker" and "I'm the master baiter" or "let me put my worm on your hook". Once we head back to the Capitol I will be sure to file a complaint on Logan's behalf with regards to barring any possible future adoptions of his of orphaned civilians.
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Just made it to Level 6 cool
Too lazy to write a journal. Will BBL.

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