Private Roleplay

[Princess Noshwash]

The man nodded understandingly. "Then that's all we need to broadcast," he said before he cleared his throat. "Oh, I, a lady who has committed plenty of sins, would like to engage in the dirtiest and crudest sexual acts you can think of! And if you impregnate me, by some ill fortune, then it does not matter for I shall abort the bugger as I did my other twelve children!" he spoke loudly, making it slightly too blatant he was intentionally lifting his voice.

[LilyVanVamp]

((OMG ARE YOU COMPLETELY MAD??!!!))

Jet's mouth dropped wide open as Grell started ranting about these 'sins'. "Sssh!! Are you mad?! It's like you're asking for it! And what do you mean? 'I, a lady'?"

[Princess Noshwash]

((You're seriously having to ask that question?))

"We're getting him to come to us, and what do you mean 'what do you mean'?!" Grell retorted. "If anyone is opposed to what I do, then smite me now!!! Do your worst and I won't challenge you!"

[LilyVanVamp]

((Yes. Though it's not like I'm gunna get a valid answer... stare ))

"There'd be no point! Besides..." Her eyes narrowed and she glared up at him. "The last thing anyone needs is another corpse lying around."

[Princess Noshwash]

(( xd ))

Grell seemed to reconsider his scheme. "I just wanted to talk to him, that's all, and how else could I have gotten to do that?"

[LilyVanVamp]

"I don't know. But even if you did get the chance to talk to him, you'd probably end up dead. It's not worth it!"

[Princess Noshwash]

Grell pouted and went to speak but another voice beat him to it.
"Who said those things...? Was it you?" came a voice from behind the two, which caused Grell to turn. When he did, he saw a man of average height and quite plump dressed in all black, only known by the fact his body blended into the night, except for one start bit of white at his neck--a clerical collar--and in his hands, a large butcher's knife. His eyes were trained on Jet, his speech directed to her for the most part.

[LilyVanVamp]

Jet jumped back about 3 metres when she heard another person. She stared hard at the shadowy figure for a moment before noticing the light moving on the blade in his hands and going wide eyed. She pointed at herself questioningly. "...M-Me?"

[Princess Noshwash]

"Your life has been tainted with the immorality of your ways...May God have mercy upon your soul and welcome you into his noble bosom."
Grell grimaced. "'God'? 'Noble bosom'? Jeez, you're nothing like me!"
The other's attention moved to the taller figure. "Your life shall be spared, unless you choose to interfere."

[LilyVanVamp]

"This is just great!" Jet angrily directed her attention back to Grell. "Were you even thinking when you spat all that rubbish?!"

[Princess Noshwash]

Grell pouted and wriggled about as he whined. "I just wanted to meet the other killer because I thought he would be interesting," he said but his speech suddenly got angrier and he pointed accusingly at the priest, "But this I wasn't expecting!"
"God...He spoke to you, too?"
Grell looked at the man with a perplexed expression. "Eh?"
"You said you were a killer...and God came to me in a dream, telling me to 'rid the world of evils', to 'purify the population' so that his children could grow up peacefully!"

[LilyVanVamp]

Jet twitched in irritation. "You don't think at all before you speak, do you?" She then shivered a little as she nervously directed her attention back to the priest and stepped further back.

((OMG W.B. IS TERRIBLE!!! gonk ))

[Princess Noshwash]

((You're doing fine! D: ))

The man advanced upon the girl slowly, one step at a time.
"Wait a minute, I was the one who called you here, not her!"
"The person who called out said that they were a lady, so it must have been her," the killer retorted.
"That's not fair! Just because I can't borne children doesn't mean I'm not a lady! It's what's on the inside that counts!!!"

[LilyVanVamp]

((If you say so sweatdrop ))

Jet unsteadily stepped back further whilst carefully watching the priest approach. Well, that was until she stumbled and fell back into the bushes behind them. Being nervous can make one clumsy.

[Princess Noshwash]

When Jet fell, Winston seized the opportunity to lunge at the girl, wielding his knife with an intent to kill. Grell's eyes widened and he quickly pulled the girl out of the way, narrowly avoiding the knife piercing her flesh.