Galafray's Monster Academy ~*P*R*I*V*A*T*E*~

Pointless poll tiem~!

Noob.	10.0%	[ 2 ]
HECK YEAH!	20.0%	[ 4 ]
Eggs.	25.0%	[ 5 ]
Haha.. I'm ignoring the "private" sign.. XD I'm cool.	25.0%	[ 5 ]
*raeps poll*	20.0%	[ 4 ]
Total Votes:			[ 20 ]

[spaztastic psycho]

And to save about ten more posts of going back and forth like this, Dexter and Claire made it to the gym, lukcly, not tramppled on like Claire had feared. Dexter walked over to the bleachers that were begining to fill up.


Emiri glanced in Dexter's direction. Now was the time to REALLY get something to pin on Sable. Emiri listened closely, listening to each individual thoughts until... She stoped, breaking the connection. What was WRONG with people at this school. First there was Sable, thinking about cookies. Then there was this kid, thinking about the WEATHER. Of all the thoughts Emiri had heard over her time.. she'd never once heard someone thinking about weither it was going to be cloudy tonight or not.

And now the mystery of what Dexter really thinks about is solved.

[Seven Strike]

Claire sat down next to Dexter- which was really more of an estimate, since there was about a person-sized space between the two of them. There are so many people in here...

K.R.'s eyes narrowed at Dexter. There he is! Trying to sneak up on me? No.. no... it's NOT going to go down like that. I'm on to you. And I'll get you. I'll get you before you get me, you little spy. SO HELP ME- I will GET YOU............................

[spaztastic psycho]

Emiri glanced around, she shook her head and stared off to the side of the gym. She rubbed the side of her head. She began to count off people.
3 crazy people. Check.
7 people thinking about flowers. Check.
2 people thinking about the amount of other people. Check.
8 people thinking about what they were going to do today. Check.
10 people thinking about stuff that made no sense to Emiri. Check.
1 person thinking about spys. Check.


Dexter looked around. He was still wondering about the weather, but now was also thinking about plants that only bloomed at night, and if the island had any.

[Seven Strike]

K.R. was completely oblivious to the spy sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. I mean she's RIGHT THERE!! COME ON!!

Claire was now considering the posibilities of jellyfish suffering from menstrual cycles.

The school bell rang loudly.

The sound of pounding- simular to the sound of a drum, echoed through the gym. It was steadily approaching the locker room door....

[spaztastic psycho]

Dexter looked nervous, He looked back at Claire, "What is that?" he asked.

Emiri looked up at the door.. waiting....

[Seven Strike]

Claire shrugged.

BOOM...
BOOM....
BOOOM.....
...
BANG!!!

The boy's locker room doors flew open and there stood a mountain of man- easily 6'10" with arms the size of tree trunks, an underbitten scowl, and a ball cap that read "PAIN". He strolled into the gym wearing a pair of skintight biker shorts and a white t-shirt that showed off every single muscle beneath it. Stopping, he stood at attention and simply stared down the students.

Claire thought she was going to have a heart attack.

K.R. was not intimidated... I think.

[spaztastic psycho]

Emiri blinked, She leaned back a bit. Its normal to be frightened of a man that size. Right? Emiri had to keep her self from smiling a bit as she listened in on others thoughts about him.

Dexter's eyes widened. There was no way this man could be human. People arn't that big. Ever. He shivered a bit.

A woman, about half the size of man and wearing just as tight of shorts, came out of the girls locker room. She was carrying a clipboard, and was looking around the room.

[Seven Strike]

The man glared around the gym, nostrils flaring. Starting with a low growling noise in his throat, his lips parted...... and there was a pause........
And just when you think it's a yawn...

"ATTEN-TION!!!"

Needless to say, everyone was paying attention now.

"HELLO MAGGETS. I AM YOUR NEW HEAD COACH, COACH PAIN," he spoke in a way that was simular to that of military commander or prison warden.

Claire was busy impulsively trying to make herself disappear. Unfortunately, she was not whatever Dexter was, and certainly not a phantom.

K.R. stared, unimpressed.

[spaztastic psycho]

Dexter scooted himself back a bit on the bleacher seat, wanting to be as far away from Coach Pain as he could. He shivered a bit, very much afraid for his life.


Emiri rubbed the side of her head, feeling the begining of a headache. Coach Pain yelled, very loud.


The female coach simply stared around the class, not speaking yet. Instead she was smiling ever so slightly at the reactions of the students. Always wonderful to watch students scoot themselfs backwards away from Coach Pain with a look of fear in their eyes.

[Seven Strike]

Coach Pain snorted a bit and tugged at his cap. "NOW, I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL AS EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW YEAR AS WE ARE. HOWEVER, BEFORE WE CAN GET STARTED ON ALL THE FUN WE'RE GONNA HAVE, FIRST WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT POLICY AND GET YOU FITTED FOR YOUR GYM UNIFORMS."

Claire blinked through all her terrified shivering. Uniforms? That's good, I suppose..

Coach Pain then looked at the other coach. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE IT FROM HERE?!"

[spaztastic psycho]

The female coach looked up. Her voice, although not as loud as Coach Pain's, echoed in the Gym. "Of course, Coach Pain." She turned to the class. "I am Coach Hurts*. You will refere to me as this and only this." She said, her eyes narrowing a bit. "In this class you will play EVERY sport to the BEST of your ability, and if you find this unfair, complain, or slack off, Then you will find yourself with a two hour detention with Coach Pain, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!" She smiled a smile that didn't quiet reach her eyes when the a few students responded with whispers of '' yes ma'ma ''

Dexter blinked, imagining a two hour detention with Coach Pain.

*(Actually had a Gym teacher named that)

[Seven Strike]

Claire shivered. Coach Hurts was not ANY better than Coach Pain. Not at ALL.

Coach Pain let out a sound that resembled a grunt but-with enough imagination- could have possibly been a laugh. "NOW," he began again, "THAT WE'VE GOT THE POLICY OUT OF THE WAY... EVERYONE IN HERE LINE UP!!! I WANT TWO LINES- GIRLS IN FRONT OF HURTS, BOYS IN FRONT OF ME!!"

Claire's eyes widened. Wh-what?! She'd have to deal with Coach Hurts ALREADY.. and without even DEXTER as backup. She had the sudden feeling that she was going to die.

[spaztastic psycho]

Dexter seemed to feel the same way as Claire. "Uhm, I think we should, uhm, line up." Dexter said, standing up and looking at Claire.


Emiri stood up, brushing off her pants, she then walked over to sorta infront of Coach Hurts, but still a bit aways.

Coach Hurts lifted her whistle, Placing it at her lips, she blew it loudly. "We don't have all day!!" She shouted, Quiet a few people were still sitting down.

[Seven Strike]

Claire- ears still rining from the whistle- stared up pitifully. She didn't WANT to go but she had a feeling that if she didn't, the consequences would be much worse.. Finally rising to her, she shuffled in near the back of the girl's line.

Light glared across his glasses as K.R. narrowed his eyes at Dexter and followed behind him to the boy's line. He wasn't going to let the not-ghost get out of his sight.

Coach Pain glanced over at Coach Hurts, tugged on the brim of his hat, and nodded a bit. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I've seen it in sports before... It could mean, "Alright, let's take them to the locker rooms so we can publicly ridicule/demeen them about their personal appearance and maybe somewhere along the way get their measurements taken."

I only assume this because that's where he was now heading.

[spaztastic psycho]

Dexter looked nervous, a few of the older boys followed after Coach Pain. Assuming that is what he was supposed to do, Dexter followed suit. He shoved his hands into his pockets as he walked, staring ahead with out really looking at anything.


Coach Hurts let her whistle fall, and headed in the opposet direction of Coach Pain, seeing as the boys and girls locker rooms were on opposet sides of the Gym.

Emiri crossed her arms, following the coach. She wrinkled her nose a bit, she didn't want to take Gym this year, but, it was a required credit... Emiri sighed.