The Insanity of Mojiru
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xxxxxxxxxx » JEANNE ❉ D'ARC
After Francis, Jeanne not knowing why, seemed to become very off, he was yelling things that were not usually like him. She did not know where it was coming from, but it was very strange indeed. She at first, thought she could ignore it for the time being and hugged his coat around her a little longer. The sun was setting, and the moon, in her full beauty, was coming out. It was dusk, she realized, and she looked up at the sky at the stars and the moon.
A thumping made her jump. It was Francis again, something about wet floors and falling. She sighed, wondering what he was up to. The crew seemed to notice the strange behaviors of their captain and were just as freaked out as she was. “Well don’t just stand there!” She demanded. “You, over there! You are supposed to be at work, no doubt, steering the boat while the captain is occupied. And you, you should be up looking over the sea! As for the rest of you, I shall be in charge until Francis is… here. In the mean time, do whatever it is you are supposed to be doing, for I do not know the sea like you.”
Jeanne found herself in a strange situation. She started ordering the crew around, but not really knowing half of what she was saying. She just kind of mimicked Francis, only to soon realize it was no different than commanding an army. That, she could do very, very well. She shouted some orders, though none sounded what so ever like a pirate. She called the mast a "sail thing" and called the wheel "the circle" and other terms that, as pirates know, would be laughed at. But the crew was respectful enough. She could hear Francis saying something about a splinter, then trailing off to say something else. She was not sure what he was going off about, but then she heard him say something about his coat. Only then did she remember she had his coat. She wondered if the name "Gilbert" was mentioned in that yelling, and she decided that Francis must have thought the other pirate took his coat. But what could have made him so strange, she had no idea. Then it hit her on the head. Of course! There was one thing that she did not like Francis doing, but she was certain now that that was exactly what he had been doing.
"Who did this?" She demanded to the crew. "Who gave him wine? Do you not know what happens? You realize this is not a good thing?" She stormed around the crew, scaring some of them. She could be scary when she wanted to, but she like being a saint most of the time. It was... better suited, she decided. But she did not want Francis out and about drunk. He might hurt himself. That, she could not bear. "Where is the captain? Which way did he go? That is not a straight answer. Do not just point with your finger! No, no, that’s too specific. What is a mast? What are you saying? Tie him to what? That is rediculous!" She continued around the deck (which she had been calling the "top" of the boat) until she was sure Francis was not there. For a second, she feared that he threw himself over the side, so she leaned over, just to make sure. No, it was okay. She continued around before finally going inside and under the ship, asking crew members around if they had seen the captain.
She stopped a man coming towards her, asking if he had or had not seen the captain. He seemed to know where, but she had difficulty trying to figure out what he was saying. Maybe everyone on board was getting a bit of wine. “Have you seen Captain Francis? Which way did you say? Over there? But silly, that’s below deck! He would be down there, would he? Well, I’ll go check down there if I must.” She followed the directions the strange man had given her, but she just ended up back down where she had gotten her sword. Francis was not around.
A strange thought suddenly struck Jeanne, even though she knew that would never happen. She had heard Francis shouting about Arthur again. So what if he went to go pick a fight or something… If maybe he took a row boat and… no, that was rediculous! She shook that idea out. Down below deck, she could hear Francis a lot better. He was singing a pirate song, no doubt. A lot about how they would “never die” and something about colors. It was a haunting melody that she found… soothing. She hurried to find where it was coming from.
Jeanne found herself at the captain’s quarters, soon wondering how she was so stupid and did not check there first. She knocked a few times, but she thought that she was pretty much drowned out by all the shouting Franics was making from in the room. “Francis? Open the door please. You are not still drunk, are you? Are you going to let me in?” The talking died down eventually, but Jeanne was still having this debate with herself on letting herself in. Francis might be sober now, and she had half a mind to punch him for yelling about the buring the mast thing at the beginning. Then she heard faintly though the door that Francis was worried she would stake him. Well, that was tempting, but no, he was just drunk after all. It was kind of funny in the end, to maybe an on-looker. She knocked again, and let herself into the room.
“You know,” she said to the Captain, “I think you’ve got everyone on this ship a little scared (though, if they were not scared of you before, they are scared of me now).” She inspected Francis, making sure he would be okay. He seemed like he would be okay. “I will have to bring you some hot water to sooth your throat. No doubt because of all that shouting, you could get hoarse. And maybe we can put a little honey in it too, so it can leave a better taste in your mouth than wine.” Jeanne let out a long sigh, and threw Francis’ coat at him.
“And by the way, here is your coat back. I think you probably need it more than me, it that will stop you from jumping ship to go fight Arthur.” She closed the door behind her as she exited his quarters. She made her way back on deck and looked out over the horizon. She was sure she recognized the ship over in that direction, the red, white, and blue was unmistakingly his ship again. How they had bumped into it again, she did not like it.
“Oh great…” She complained. “You there, please turn this ship, will you? I cannot stand to see that Brit again. Maybe set course to…” She looked around, finally spotting a speck off on the horizon. “Yes, you see that speck over there? I want you to go to that.” After giving the orders, Jeanne went into the ship’s kitchen, got a cup of hot water, and dipped a spoon into the honey jar. She stirred the spoon in the hot water until it was a golden color, like nectar for gods. She hummed quietly and made her way back to the captain’s quarters. She knocked before entering, but did not wait for a response and let herself in.
“Here you are, Francis.” Jeanne said as she handed him the hot cup. “You would do well as to drink this now. Also, I think we had spotted land, so I told the crew we were going there. If that was alright with you, since you are the real Captain.” She wondered if she was doing any of the captain thing right. She decided not to mention seeing the Brit ship, because it was bad enough that was all Francis was yelling about not too long again. And it would be no good for anyone if he started yelling again at the ship and declaring war or anything.
“Oh, and one more thing,” She added, just to lighten up the mood a little, “I thought maybe you would like to know that I would never skewer your head. I do not even know how to skewer anything.” She winked and smiled, and let a little laugh out.
“But really,” She said, in all seriousness, “I should ask you this. Why would you want to burn the mast down because of some… um… curse you think you have that makes you sing something about England?” She waited for a response, since the was not one of those “rhetorical questions” and she really wanted to know if Francis even knew what he was going on about when he was drunk.
Out On Construction: You see what I did there? I'm hoping France and England can be on the same island so they can continue their contest and Canada and I won't be dragged into it~
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