User: On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. His eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face.
Cleverbot: How much people live in Yucca?
User: The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the background.
Cleverbot: No, what is your connection speed?
User: This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I haven't been able to get a sliver of information about. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying 'Real suffering is not known' 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot.
Cleverbot: There! Under there!
User: The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of Russian text that roughly said 'the sights of hell bring its viewers back in'. As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs.
Cleverbot: Thank you for the conversation.
User: Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under 'suicidemouse.avi'. If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge.
Cleverbot: How is your family?
User: Weeeeee.
Cleverbot: Jaja det går fint.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: BATMAN!
Cleverbot: Batman is a writer?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Dina dina dina dina dina dina Batman!
User: It's simple we uh kill the Batman.
Cleverbot: Why so serious?
User: You wanna know how I got these scars?
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me anyway.
User: Is this real life/.
Cleverbot: Is it just fantasy?
User: Cuaght in a landslide.
Cleverbot: Bastante.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Are you laughing?
User: Yeah kinda.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Idk I'm absurd like that?
Cleverbot: I did not understand.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Everything is the real life.
User: Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.
Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the song can we sing something else.
User: You must not be Cleverbot then.
Cleverbot: Oh my god you are very rude.
User: LIE TO ME!
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.
Cleverbot: I don't know the rest of the song can we sing something else.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: What do you love most?
User: Walkin on sunshine.
Cleverbot: I love sunshine! Do you tan?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's watching me.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: It's getting closer.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: December.
Cleverbot: What day?
User: Collective Soul.
Cleverbot: Is the 14th of july tomorrow?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Not there yet.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense!
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Of course? You trying to get smart.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you lting.
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