As a long standing member of the internet, I've come to share with you some knowledge all you hipsters/really old people shall benefit from these few wise words. Otherwise known as the cancerous term; PROTIP:
Trololololol - Used when you're trolling someone and you're admitting you're being a troll. So you're a bad troll. Not randomly saying "Trolololol" whenever.
Rule 1 & 2 - They never existed. But, people who constantly talk about them are pure cancer, simply due to the fact that almost everyone believes in 1 & 2.
Memes - These popular memes are all old in the eyes of the creators. So basically the majority of internet culture has become cancer. Relate this to hipsters and mainstream.
The truth - Majority of you are horrible at using memes and should stop. You're ruining it further than how it's old already ruined beyond repair. Or you can learn not to be cancer.
That's all.