Bad Translator (Tipping best/funniest results)

[basselope7]

You know about Bad Translator right?

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

Try to find the most hilarious translations possible and then post them here.

Here's a couple:

Original text: My pants are filled with cheese.
56 translations later Google gives us: Cheese full of Cowboys.

Original text: Jade is hot.
56 translations later Google gives us: Judd in December.

Original text: Why is your butt talking?
56 translations later Google gives us: So the club.

Original text: Hammers are so cute!
30 translations later Google gives us: Hammersmith is a lot of fun!

What'd you get?

[Anasui]

αи∂ иo oиє síиgs мє ℓύℓℓαβíєs
αи∂ иo oиє мαкєs мє cℓosє мỳ єỳєs


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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is a pretty cool story.

The story of a great adventure, joeun is very cold.


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αи∂ so í τhяoω τhѐ ωíи∂oωs ωí∂ѐ
αи∂ cαℓℓ τo ỳoύ αcяoss τhѐ sкỳ

[noisyDelinquent]

"Can you believe what that fat cow said about your hamster?"

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"Meat hamster?"


"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"

...20 translations later Google gives us:

"How much is a child!"


"Once there was a girl named Bella. She was incredibly boring, and one day she met an equally boring vampire-guy named Edward and they hooked up."

...20 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"A girl named Bella. It is very frustrating that I people, or even stupid vampire meets Edward and travel in a day."


"My friend is perpetually grounded, so I showed them sympathy with a Coca Cola."

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"My friend and I think this is Coke."

rofl

[fluff slut]

"I think my p***s fell off."

...20 translations later Bing gives us: "Think of the many brothers and sisters."





heh. this is fun.

[Legendary Lunar Eclipse]

"Look over there! It seems there's a horrible monster in town!"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"(R) draft, support, e-mail Culinaire French Terry (CDP)?"


"That is a beautiful pie you baked today."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Bring me Chicken"


"My cat is cute and very fluffy."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Location on the ground is hard, dry and dark."


"I prefer to drink Pepsi instead of Coke."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Coca-Cola, Pepsi and Coca-Cola beverages."

[Ms Saku]

"I'm using this translator out of boredom and I'm pretty interested in seeing what drivel it spits back out at me."

..56 translations later..

"I bored the translation, I am very interested to see the spit in the face, drooling down."

Er.. close enough. I guess..

[kittykisses96]

Original text:

"Heal the cow."

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"It can be treated."

[Legendary Lunar Eclipse]

I know I already posted but I really wanted to share this one. I don't think I should be tipped 'cause I already was... so... yeah.

"Mr. and Mrs. Claus waved a jolly farewell to the little child."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Asked about his wife, very happy Santa Claus. Charles to eat them."

[Sartarus]

Original text:

"Get in my belly!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"You can do it!"

[Mememento]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Parents can find it!"



Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Four wings · Glenn Glenn"



And none for Gretchen Wieners bye!"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Evaluation of good and timely work!"

[Mememento]

(Okay, one more post. This game is fun xD)

Original text:

"Yesterday was Thursday,Thursday. Today it is Friday,Friday. We,we,we so excited."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Today, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, we are very happy."




Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Reading the card Group (CDP). Training days."

[Mediumistic]

"My internet screen name is Icy Kitty. I love music. I want to be a writer when I grow up. My favorite color is sky blue. I wear glasses. I have braces. I am the One Percent."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Kitty inches of rain music. Young writers. The sky is green. Floor coverings. The numbers in square brackets. Although%."
[ and no, i don't support Occupy Wall Street. ]

[Lexical Gap Linguist]

Bad Translator, Famous Movie Quotes Edition!

Original text:

"English ********, do you speak it?"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"He said that the hand is used in English,"

Original text:

"Luke, I am your father."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Find here"

Original text:

"Say Hello to my little friend!"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Let us know"

Original text:

"The Dude abides. "

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Guy real estate."

Original text:

"May the Force be with you, always."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"As you can see."

[KyuubiCross]

"If if makes you feel better, we could say all the animals died of natural causes and we ate the carcasses before the vultures could like the scavengers that we are "

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"American Eagle, if you feel better, he said the animal died of natural causes"
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"Embrace me, honey, I need friction. If I slur my words correct my diction. It's not always fact of fiction."

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"And the disaster. If true, this is wrong. The legend is forever."
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"oh god, it's like it's undressing me with it's eyes. D8"

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"I rented a table of eight"
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"A nose can make or break the face, I'll have you know."

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"Nina can occur, or wash your face, I know."
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"So I'd love to have a Totoro tattoo on my arm, like Kurt Travis"

...40 translations later Google gives us:

"Travis cuts Tartar arm tattoo"
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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"The risk of &March impatient, selfish,& I am doing wrong, I lost it can be difficult. But Regardless, I do not know."

[Miss-dark8607]

Nah I like doing this on youtube and its google translator makes all my YJ clips funnier.