☆SOTTOVUOTO GENERAZIONALE☆ dARI {Official}

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Bacco: I said nothing you heard NOTHING!
Dari: you are just one contradiction after another.
Max: *swoops into the scene* Who is this Dari Maximo Pirovano? I need to speak with him.
Fabio: Doooood you got here fast, and the one with the t-shirt with the D on the back that be the one your looking for.

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Noemi: Aaaoowwww~! Lookit you Max! All speeches today!
Fabio: *gasp* I simply must get your phone number!
Dari: O hai scary freakishly-taller-and-more-buff-than-me guy! Sup sup sup?
Max: According to government standings in relation to the black stock market of the United Nations, the law system of which currently resides in the surrounding district has waived the preliminary explanatory requirements of which to file reports of such involving decapitation and various sub-genres of mass population extinction. In regards to such, I have been forwarded a claim of which your immediate self is required, completed or disassembled, to be on showcase in a specific portrayal gallery of post-living.
Dari: ...I'm sorry, I speak the new kind of English. Would someone kindly translate for me?
Noemi: He wants to cut off your head for a museum run by anarchists.


Would you mind doing me a biiiig favor? [Link] I really need you to vote for that. It would mean the world to me if I could win and get my character made into a little sculpture. emo

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Dari: Tis not my head u be cuttin off.
Max: You called me did you not?
Dari: I did but therefore you must go after the one who would rather eat your grass to keep you off his lawn, and out of eye sight because he is a baby. That is not me.
Max: Then Show me this man who would eat my grass so i can get rid of him
Noemi: You purple haired lech will not be getting my number.

Edit: I voted ^^ .

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Fabio: I'm not a purple haired lech. That's my clone, you have us confused! But, if you insist, I guess I'll have to take some other pretty girl out to a 5-star restaurant...
Noemi: Max I have plans tonight so don't wait up~!
Dari: That one, right over there! *points to Bacco*
Bacco: No, that one. *points to Gor*
Gor: I don't wanna get my head cut off. I spent ages on my hair this morning!
Noemi: Oh wow, isn't that pathetic, Max? They're all begging for their lives like that. I feel kind of bad for them...Why don't you just plot against the government again instead?


Yay! Now I gotta give the sob story to everyone else I know! 8D

And I'm not sure if you heard, but if you didn't and decided to look at the dARI boards, you would assume World War 3 started in Italy. Those people are even better at complaining than I am! Apparently the tour had to be rescheduled because of "unexpected engagements". Being the lurker I am, I ran on over to their forum to see if anyone knew of "engagements". To put it shortly, they don't. But the whining! "I haven't seen them since November gaaaaaawd what am I going to do now?! Wait until autumn? Gaaaaawd!" The consensus is that the tour is going to be in autumn, but I don't believe it. Then they go on to whine about how they booked hotels (even though they're going all over Italy), how their tickets aren't good anymore (even though FS said they are) and how their lives are ruined because they'll be seeing Tokio Hotel in the fall. And they all blame this on Lost and Finley.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Max: I would but its gonna be so much having a lawn mower again!
Noemi:Your right that crazy one with the lipstick will doo well capture him and take him home no matter if he tried to get out of just cage and gag him. *Evil laugh.*
Max: Yes Ma'am
Gor: Youd really take master Bacco away?

lol its really cool i must say though.

Why do people whine like that? Im serious, i dont whine because well I don't get to see cinema bizarre ever!(unless they decide they missed each other so bad they had a big reunion. that would be the day lol) As for it being Finley and Losts fault WHY?

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Max: In compliance with the document passed--
Noemi: Yes.
Bacco: For the record, I'm not wearing lipstick. It's lipgloss. Gawd, get it right.
Gor: My life will be better! I'll be able to buy all the Owl City records, and go to a Hawthorne Heights concert, and--
Flinky: Dude, you're being a square. Jus' concentrate on getting a girlfriend. I'm happy because I have a girlfriend. It makes perfect sense. Now, what kind of girls do you like?
Bacco: He doesn't; he's gay.


I had the chance to see them, but my mom didn't want me to dish out $100 for the tickets. They just blame it on the other most famous bands. Broken Heart College didn't quite make the 'popular' list. They did mention something about those two bands having CDs coming out in the next 3 months, but they failed to recognize that dARI does too. To be honest, when I first saw "unforeseen engagements", I instantly thought of Fabio. Gee, wonder why... ">>

Edit: Voting for dARI Spooty MTV says you can't watch the videos, but for whatever reason, they'll let you vote. Casa Casa Mia is in the scroll list on the right. As for the competition, there's BHC, TH, Blind Fool Love, Finley, and Miley Cyrus. Maybe the forum whiners will be happy now, they can vote to see dARI one more time.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Gor: NOT GAY!
bacco: Keep telling your self that chum.
Gor: You are for serious totally gay hun!

I had the chance aswell but it would have only taken like 50 dollars to get there and back including tickets but well Im sooper poor. so yeah not fair,
XD yeah same here but hten i thought Dan D:

I read about that. Demi lavatto REALLY? shes not that great... really ...

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Gor: Stop imitating the shows I like! Just because they're totally young and relatable doesn't mean you have to hate them!
Dari: I love Degrassi! It's so relatable!
Bacco: Oh perfect. Two retards in the same room. I'm losing brain cells, is anyone else?
Fabio: I have insurance for that.
Cadio: You're such a negative person, Bacco. You need positive vibes! I bet you'll be more successful if you keep a good aura and--
Bacco: Oh great, another nut case. It's so hard sometimes to be around such hackjobs, but I'm just so good at everything that I always rise above it. Yes.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Cadio: I am not a nutcase just a hippi here to smoke yer herbs and kill your wars.
Bacco: What tha?
Fabio: Hes joking, right Dan hes gotta be joking,
Dan: I don't know that sounds oh so convincing.

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Gor: I can also sing whiny protest ballads from the 80s.
Bacco: Stop lying, you don't know any.
Gor: There's an app for that.
Bacco: And as soon as you take out your phone, I'm taking it away.
Gor: Not if you're distracted. ... *static voice* Why, look over there!
Bacco: Oh please I am not falling for that.
Gor: No, really! Look!


Links for myself to watch later on, click at own risk: [Link] [Link] [Link]

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Bacco: Still not falling for it.
Gor:Well there is a giraffe in the sky see! *points*
Bacco: Where? *looks*
Gor: There! *points then pulls out phone*

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Bacco: Hm. It must have gotten away. You know, giraffes are the embodiment of pure evil and lying about seeing one will cause great misfortunes to happen to youself.
Gor: I never heard of that. There's probably an app I can find for it...
Bacco: Oh no, no. Don't worry your pretty little fingers. I need them later on for chopping off and disolving in the acid you will later drink.
Dari: At about what time was it when you got so twisted and creepy?


So I've been thinking about stuff lately, and I've realize that I don't actually know the real reason why there's this rivalry between Freakout and dARI. Well, besides the inevitable. I went through their (Freakout) pathetic forum (They're lucky to have 100 posts, if even) to seek out the age-old dARI thread. Apparently, most of this started out from the fans on myspace, because that's always where everything starts. Then, also apparently, they (dARI) were in some interview and someone brought up the fan rivalry between the bands and Fabio (leave it to him to start all of this) said something along the lines of "it doesn't matter because we'll always win". Can't you just visualize Bacco's expression after he heard that (because of course he did)? I can just see the Shanaynay 'Aw Hell naw!' coming after that. In conclusion, I'm going to ask the people on the (Freakout) forum to explain to me in very simple Italian (or english, because they seem to like that) what exactly happened. If I turn up dead in a ditch, it's Dari's fault.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Bacco: When i was ten and my father decided to teach me the ways of Killing a without leaving traces of my finger prints and other DNA traces.
Dari: Your father was sick and twisted madman I am so glad hes locked up now
Bacco: Are you so sure about that?
Dari: I am sure about it. the Dari-O4 made sure of that years ago.

Okay. i was wondering that too.

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Bacco: That's good. I don't want anyone breathing down my neck when I'm destroying evidence.
Dari: And you don't even care I just said I had a fourth version of me?
Bacco: Oh well we all know that's impossible. You barely have a third dimension to you, let alone anything else.
Gor: Wouldn't that be a compliment because technically you're saying he's not fat.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Bacco: Your right it is a complement. DARI your a cow MOOO
Dari: Actually what i meant byu Dari-O4 was me and the band are supers.
Bacco: What?
Flinky: Supers?
Dan: Why did you make me apart of this again? *pouts*