☆SOTTOVUOTO GENERAZIONALE☆ dARI {Official}

[the shadowed r o s e]

i'm not putting the pairings on the thread just considering them for the story as ideas perhaps...

[Tari_Dragonblade]

@Rainbows - xD I can completely see that! "Are you done with that pasta sauce yet?!" "I . . . I don't know how to make pasta sauce . . . " "Aw well isn't that too bad! NO FREEDOM FOR YOU!"

Oh, you had that video opened? I was just going to do a little 'Evolution of Dari' video track over here.
Dari Back Then (Note the nervousness, the hunched shoulders, and the 'lets put this whole thing on Fabio' tactic at the beginning)
Dari From Now (Note the random screaming of the lyrics, especially enunciated 'tra la la', and the 'I dun know what to do with myself' pace around the stage)

[Rainbows+Unicorns]

i get more and more strange...

Fangirl -> Oh is it for a fanfic? Ha ha ha… can I still have Romeo? Not that he has anything to do with dARI…

Tari -> You’re a horrible person, you know that? And no, knowing my politically incorrect self I would be like “You’re Italian… you should know these things.” Than slam the door in his face.

Oh I love that video! But it’s like that song is already insanely fast, live when super nervous it speeds up like more and I’m totally lost… XD And Cadio’s strange keyboard dancing over there is so… weird…? Yeah that’s the word I want, I’m like shocked he hasn’t tripped and busted his head open yet. Then of course Dario would step on him.

WTF THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE SCREAMING… you know just for that he’s not allowed out of the pantry!

... i 'm going insane

[Tari_Dragonblade]

I'm always brought back to visions of other italians when you set the italian stereotypes. I've really been up with these skits lately, but I can't think of a better way to put it. Skits are just so organized.
Rainbows: You're Italian! You should know these things! *slams pantry door*
Max: Are you implying that I should also know such trivial and meaningless things such as cooking?
Rainbows: That depends, are you Italian?
Dari: I can only hear your voice, but I can already tell that you're more convincing than I am, my great hero!
Max: *opens pantry door, punches Dari in the face, slams the door closed*
Rainbows: Hmm, I'll take that as a yes.

Dari's timing is way off for that song. I like how Fabio's in the background there being like "Alright, Dan. You're the backbone here. You better keep us both on time with that." And god forbid what would happen if Cadio met a stray banana peel. I can see this epic slow-motion falling scene, and then Dari stepping on Cadio again. "Fabio! I stepped on Cadio again! . . . Do you think I need glasses?" "No, Dari. You need a telescope, a brain, and a metronome."

. . . I'm still supporting my bipolar theory. Split-personalities, at least. Dari acts really strange in a lot of videos, if you look closely. When he's in an interview or (mostly) on stage, he's really nervous and fidgety, but he does a full 180 when he's in a crowd of people. The stage in that video was lower than most stages, and didn't have security, so he probably went to crowd mode.

[Rainbows+Unicorns]

i get more and more strange...

Oh will we be getting skits in here too? Oh Tari you need to start listening to FW, I don’t think they do Skit worthy things when they are alone but toss them into a room with CB and the stupidity begins

See Max would than be the mafia stereotype since he just punched Dari in the face. He can beat Romeo, while Dario provides pasta sauce, because he’s going to eventually learn how to do it. After all he will only be allowed out for rest room breaks three times a day.

He is so spastic, and yeah the timing is insanely off, it may be a problem… no it is a problem. I was watching a show they did in Verona and he was still super nervous,… he needs to get over his nerves.

... i 'm going insane

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Assuming that FW is Frauen Wunder (and hoping I spelled that right), they don't really interest me. sweatdrop I've never liked any all-girl bands (except, I admit it, Spice Girls) and they just seem too girly to me. The Birthday Massacre is the only band I listen to with a girl in it (except for, yanno, Kiro) and she can hardly be called girly. Oh wait . . . ">,> I don't count Noemi as a girl either because she probably attempts to beat up Max everytime she sees him. They're both italian, after all.

I don't even want to imagine Max being in the mafia. Two days, and he'd be sitting in a giant room with glass windows watching Italy rage war with Poland some other little country. And meanwhile, there's Dari, still locked in the pantry, desperately trying to make pasta sauce in hopes of getting a fourth bathroom break.

I think he's just one of those people who get nervous in the spotlight. He's fine with a lot of people around him, but he's like a train wreck in fast motion when it comes to any sort of stage.

[the shadowed r o s e]

Um.... who might this max character be?

[the shadowed r o s e]

Romeo meets Dari Skit !!!!

Dari being the giant that he is has stepped on Cadio and now has his unconcious body stuck to his shoe.

Dari - Damn it get off my shoes! Before i make you into pasta sauce!

Cadio just twitches

Dari - of course that's not going to work...

Romeo walks in being his awesome 5' 6" self and looks up to see Dari the jolly italian giant

Romeo - Holy s**t you're huge!

Dari - What's that i can't hear you or see you...

Romeo get's stepped on and get's stuck to Dari's other shoes.

Dari - Wonder where he went oh well, now i'm off to perform and find cadio, he seems to forget there is a concert today.

[Rainbows+Unicorns]

i get more and more strange...

Tari -> Oh the Spice Girls… damn now I need to go listen to them and hope my inner eight-year-old who was all about “Girl Power” is still in there. I hope she is… *sigh* I need her right now… Anyway what were we talking about, oh right, I tend to listen to lots of bands with females, which works for me, because I am pretty girly… Like my favorite colors are pink and yellow, I wear a skirt of dress almost every day… that kind of thing… I think that Kiro’s a pretty little girl though… but I dunno… sometimes she sounds so manly… maybe she should quit smoking… Noemi is so freaking gorgeous… like for real, she’s so pretty…

See when you bring up a country declaring war on another country, it reminds me of Hetalia and in that manga/anime, Italia is made of fail, seriously… he just cries and eats pasta… and Poland’s a sweet little guy who can never catch a break… I pity him so! Anyway Dario is going to stay locked in my pantry until he can figure out that sauce. He’ll get his own dungeon room once he can make ravioli from scratch. If he can't get any of it together, than I'll give him to my sister...

Yeah, poor guy probably is like that, you know? It’s kind of like how Miyavi was during interviews, when he first went solo. He was always looking around and freaking out. Dario’s probably never going to get used to stages… Oh well he’ll just have to stay in my pantry than.

Fangirl -> LOL that’s lovely… but what is Dario doing out of my pantry? Hmm?

And also Romeo's taller than 5'5" Like he was the same height as me, or a little bit taller... I am 5'6"/5'7" and we were both in flat shows... So I think his height may be exagerated.

... i 'm going insane

[Tari_Dragonblade]

@Fangirl - You don't know Max? After all I've ranted about him?! This is Max. He's the everything-except-singer of Helalyn Flowers. He never smiles (ever) and he never talks (ever) and he's just all-around angry (always). Him and Noemi (the singer) just finished a photoshoot, but god forbid Max uploading any pictures.

Yay, skit! And I'm sure it would happen, exactly like that. 3nodding He'd step on them both with his awsome didn't-even-explode-in-the-plane-crash converse shoes.

@Rainbows - I'm the complete opposite of you. If I ever wore a skirt, the world would end. Just like that. If I ever wore a dress, the universe would end. Just like that. As for Noemi, she belongs in a band with Max. She has two pitbulls as pets (and a cat) and she thinks that they're the most adorable things. "Alrighty, darlings, now go be cute and chase the mailman~!" But, once again, she's italian, so that's completely normal.

Is that the manga that everyone keeps drawing? Like these characters? If it is, I really have to read/see it. And you expect Dari to be able to make ravioli? I think I'd set the bar at making a tower out of blocks. . .

[the shadowed r o s e]

@Rainbows - I stole Dario so i could have a bit of fun with him... *Random lip gloss on Dario's mouth.*

My mouth didn't put that their of course not

[Rainbows+Unicorns]

i get more and more strange...

Tari -> Oh that makes me so sad… You know? I think you just need a touch of girly, just a little bit in your life, you know? Maybe you should mix the little bit of girly with your outfit. Maybe an effeminate headband. When I have my site up again, I will send you one for free. I love Pitbulls, I would never get one but I like them still they just have a bad reputation. I have a boxer, and she’s the sweetest thing. I want to have two Boxers, or two Great Danes in the future. You know dogs that can drag Romeo around when I tell him to take them out for walks.

LOL blocks… I know I should set the bar low, like I do for Romeo… but I don’t love Dario. And yes that is etalia… you can watch it here without downloading anything. If you have a livejournal I can send you the manga. And I think Dario may be North Italy… yeah actually he is… just taller and real….

Fangirl -> Oh… okay… doesn’t he wear lip gloss anyway?

... i 'm going insane

[the shadowed r o s e]

@Rainbows - Good point but mines a different color

[Rainbows+Unicorns]

i get more and more strange...

LOL okay then. When you’re done put him back into the pantry, okay?

... i 'm going insane

[the shadowed r o s e]

Will do, now Dario get back here. *Tackles and drags off to go have a bit of not entirely perverted fun.*