☆SOTTOVUOTO GENERAZIONALE☆ dARI {Official}

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Fabio: Well excuse me for being lame and needing one. *scribbles random mess of a name onto the notepad* I'm sure if you look at it from a certain angle, it'll look remotely like my name.
Dan: Very nice.
Fabio: You learn these things as a celebrity. Never write your name! Always scribble! People like scribbles!

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Dan: Then how come i cannot do that?
Fabio: Because your Fasa.
Dan: That doesn't make sense.

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Fabio: I'm not explaining it to you. That's Pirovano's job.
Dan: Take a look around, Dari hasn't been with us for pages now!
Fabio: He better not be getting paid!
Cadio: But didn't we, like, send him to hell? I don't think that counts as a vacation.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Fabio: I have no Idea Cadioli call him and bring him back!
Cadio: Why is that my job?
Fabio: Cause I am getting your cut of your paycheck.
Dan: What about mine?
Fabio: I get yours too and Dari's as well.

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Dan: Then what? You gonna make a pool of money and swim in it? You pig.
Fabio: We will discuss this later. Cadio! Use your power of complaints and summon Dari back from the dead!
Cadio: Since when has that ever worked before?
Dan: Remember that one time Dari was rescuing that kitty from a tree, and the cat attacked him, and he fell, got a concussion, and died of head trauma?


Cadio uploaded some new videos to his youtube account. [Link] They're kinda weird, and not very interesting. He's good at the srsbiznss face, though.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Fabio: I remember that it was amazing that we got him back, now Cadio do it.
Cadio: I still dont get how I could bring back Dari...
Dan: Do we have to spell it out for you?

._. I dont understand that at all I felt myself falling asleep to that strangeness...

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Cadio: Yes.
Dan: N-A-G. That's it.
Cadio: But I don't have anything to nag him about!
Fabio: You know, it was his idea to stick you in the back with all the equipment. It's his fault that it would all fall on you, because he was always the one taking the sharp corners and making the coffin fall on you.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Cadio: Why do we even have that coffin in the first place?
Fabio: You should ask The Pirovano About that when you get him here.
Cadio: I still dont get how I am the one able to do that. Cause all you do is tell me to Nag or something when its you guys nagging me! I hate you!
Dari: *swoops in out of nowhere and asks in a deep voice* Now what seems to be the problem!?

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Cadio: *points* They're nagging me about nagging you and I don't even know what they're talking about!
Dan: Dude, you suck.
Dari: YOU suck.
Fabio: Your first comeback of this lifetime and that's what you have to say? You've got a lot to learn, compadre.

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Dari: So are you gonna teach me mr. all-knowing of combacks?
Fabio: Maybe if you have lost your stupidness.

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Dari: I don't know why I even bother. I'll never be good enough for you. My whole life you have always been there telling me what I do wrong.
Bacco: Because that doesn't sound gay at all.
Dari: How did I ever meet you?
Bacco: You didn't.
Dari: What?

[P1nH3aDs B1tCh]

Bacco: You didint meet me!
Dari: Then how did we meet then?
Bacco: thats the point we didnt!