Why would we invade another country? We won't be able to import our garlics from China if we invade them! And how could we get our chocolate from Switzerland? And our terrorists from Scotland-- ...You weren't supposed to know about that
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And Imma let you finish, but maple syrup is the greatest food evah!
Also, you
Americans aren't in touch with your French selves (really, take Quebec). You can't fully understand the majesty of
this piece right here without being surrounded by the French. Really, now. How do you go living without that?