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Oh man, I couldn't eat yogurt for years after seeing that film. Can't eat yogurt, might be an alien being attempting to control my mind by posing as a delicious mass produced item for consumption.
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Ok, I made a pretty good darn theory about where THE STUFF came from. This is what I came up with and it kinda makes sense, plus THE BLOB rode on a meteor to earth.
Ok, remember the meteor that supposedly "killed" the dinosaurs? well it turns out the meteor didn't kill them, the meteor just simply cracked open and the stuff came out. Then some dinosaurs ate it to the point where they become addicted and totally dependant on it, then the carnovores, herbivores, and omnivores became "stuffivores" and must realize that they are now filled with stuff and soon the dinosaurs ATE eachother till there were no survivors (That can explain why when a "stuffie" gets punched in the face their face cracks easily and stuff comes out instead of blood) Now the Stuff can easily do the same thing to early man but it didn't expect "the ice age" to fall and soon it fell into the earth and the glacier froze the entity to the point of hibernation for many,many,many,many years to come... (1985) The stuff finally awakens and bubbles out of what is now the Fletcher mining co. and then some dumbass discovers the escaping subterranian gel and for some unknown reason, decides to taste it! (Ok, if someone sees something they have never seen before, why would anyone's first reaction be tasting it? It's like what if someone sees dog crap for the first time, would they want to taste it?) AND THAT'S WHAT I HONESTLY THINK HOW THE STUFF CAME TO BE! Now I need to know why Stuffies become jerks after eating some, like Jason's dad and if Stuffies even know if the stuff is alive. |
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"TechnoHajikelist" Ok, I made a pretty good darn theory about where THE STUFF came from. This is what I came up with and it kinda makes sense, plus THE BLOB rode on a meteor to earth. Ok, remember the meteor that supposedly "killed" the dinosaurs? well it turns out the meteor didn't kill them, the meteor just simply cracked open and the stuff came out. Then some dinosaurs ate it to the point where they become addicted and totally dependant on it, then the carnovores, herbivores, and omnivores became "stuffivores" and must realize that they are now filled with stuff and soon the dinosaurs ATE eachother till there were no survivors (That can explain why when a "stuffie" gets punched in the face their face cracks easily and stuff comes out instead of blood) Now the Stuff can easily do the same thing to early man but it didn't expect "the ice age" to fall and soon it fell into the earth and the glacier froze the entity to the point of hibernation for many,many,many,many years to come... (1985) The stuff finally awakens and bubbles out of what is now the Fletcher mining co. and then some dumbass discovers the escaping subterranian gel and for some unknown reason, decides to taste it! (Ok, if someone sees something they have never seen before, why would anyone's first reaction be tasting it? It's like what if someone sees dog crap for the first time, would they want to taste it?) AND THAT'S WHAT I HONESTLY THINK HOW THE STUFF CAME TO BE! Now I need to know why Stuffies become jerks after eating some, like Jason's dad and if Stuffies even know if the stuff is alive. Interesting theories you have there. Why do people eat it? It probably smells really, really good. Most tasty stuff does. The people become jerks because they're not people anymore. They're now controlled by the parasite. Just like the assholes in Resident Evil 4. |
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There is a store out here that sells marshmallow goop in a container that reminds me of this movie every time I see it. I get a sudden urge to watch it at the most random times too.
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I love this movie. Despite the terrible things it did to people, I still wanted to eat it. 4laugh
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