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I think she's got the poisoning angle covered already. She's also said she'll run over me with my own car if I ever cheat on her. xp
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I have yet to spend any actual real-world time with my girlfriend, so I have no idea if I'd act like that or not. I suspect not. Neither of us is a giggly sort of person.

I don't know, love can make you do crazy things.


Did I say love? I meant the possibility of hot a**-thumping sex.
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And eventually, instead of the fall-out break-up, you'll get married.

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And poison them in their sleep a bit later in time.

Exactly. Marriages are based purely on just exactly how much s**t you can take from your partner. The law of averages suggests a seven month grace period before people truly start blurring the lines between wanting to ******** your partner, and wanting to ******** your partner up.

Marriage just prolongs the time it takes before someone serves their partner a boiling bowl of antifreeze.
So start getting an immunity to poisons now -- put small amounts in each meal, and maybe they can't actually kill you?
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So start getting an immunity to poisons now -- put small amounts in each meal, and maybe they can't actually kill you?
[:

Oh sure, go ahead and buld up a tolerance to poison, that way you can spend the rest of your life with your patner, inflicting years upon years of emotional damage, ending up old, unfeeling and shitting into a bag attached to a hole in the side of your stomach.
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Oh sure, go ahead and buld up a tolerance to poison, that way you can spend the rest of your life with your patner, inflicting years upon years of emotional damage, ending up old, unfeeling and shitting into a bag attached to a hole in the side of your stomach.

I think this might be the definition of true love. heart
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So start getting an immunity to poisons now -- put small amounts in each meal, and maybe they can't actually kill you?
[:

Oh sure, go ahead and buld up a tolerance to poison, that way you can spend the rest of your life with your patner, inflicting years upon years of emotional damage, ending up old, unfeeling and shitting into a bag attached to a hole in the side of your stomach.

contact Hallmark, that s**t is gold
That would actually be a pretty good card.
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