Have you ever wanted to launch a fart at someone? No? Well, a young gentleman named ARuFa has. And he made that dream a reality.
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Over on Japanese comedy site Omotopia (via Neatorama), ARuFa demonstrates how how he created a fart cannon, using a cardboard box, a hose, and his a** to create what he's dubbed a "onara tobashi ki" (オナラ飛ばし機) or "fart-firing machine."
Below, you can see how he made the contraption. "Be sure to take notes," ARuFa adds.
So, you cut a hole in the box, which is easy enough.
Then, you cut a hole in your underpants, which isn't easy enough.
Next you equip the tube. Yes. Equip.
And insert that tube into the box.
Here's how it apparently works: You fart, and the tube transmits your stink from your bunghole to the box. Then, you hit the side of the box, and that fires the fart. Like so:
So, find volunteers or unsuspecting friends (victims?) for fart launching fun.
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