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Have you ever wanted to launch a fart at someone? No? Well, a young gentleman named ARuFa has. And he made that dream a reality.

Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable.

Over on Japanese comedy site Omotopia (via Neatorama), ARuFa demonstrates how how he created a fart cannon, using a cardboard box, a hose, and his a** to create what he's dubbed a "onara tobashi ki" (オナラ飛ばし機) or "fart-firing machine."

Below, you can see how he made the contraption. "Be sure to take notes," ARuFa adds.

So, you cut a hole in the box, which is easy enough.

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Then, you cut a hole in your underpants, which isn't easy enough.

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Next you equip the tube. Yes. Equip.

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And insert that tube into the box.

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Here's how it apparently works: You fart, and the tube transmits your stink from your bunghole to the box. Then, you hit the side of the box, and that fires the fart. Like so:

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So, find volunteers or unsuspecting friends (victims?) for fart launching fun.

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The Fart Cannon Is a Lethal Weapon

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...Alright,who let Gru's crew make more Fart blasters? >>
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Why?


For the glory of Satan of course.

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Life as we know has improved.

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How dads have waged wars since the beginning of time.

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Good to know. This will help me in the post apocalyptic world. I just know it. 3nodding

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On a somewhat related note.

The British are working on a giant fart machine so that they can fart on France.

Hahahaha i'll stick with my fart pistol rofl blaugh

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You must really wanna target that person if you're willing to put a hose up your but. rofl

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So, if you were to take the contraption in post 1.
Then twist a metal coat hanger into a candle holder that sits outside of the hole and gives you a flame source -
That could be awesome!

Now, all you Vines fail folks - go make one and film the results for us! smile

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This looks surprisingly interesting. I wouldn't use it, but still interesting.

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