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This isn't strictly pg-13, but too funny not to share.

Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed

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A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.
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Umm... Why? Ahaha.. rofl But seriously wouldn't that do serious damage to her v****a as well?



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What's that song? "Don't Stick Your D*** In Crazy"? lol

Seriously, though... sweatdrop I'm curious as hell now. What kind of substance would it be, that she could apply on an internal part (which equates to ingesting it, assuming it was actually on her v****a and not her vulva) that wouldn't harm her, but could hurt him?





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This isn't strictly pg-13, but too funny not to share.

Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed

Quote:
A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.
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"...of the crooked timber of humanity...





What's that song? "Don't Stick Your D*** In Crazy"? lol

Seriously, though... sweatdrop I'm curious as hell now. What kind of substance would it be, that she could apply on an internal part (which equates to ingesting it, assuming it was actually on her v****a and not her vulva) that wouldn't harm her, but could hurt him?





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You raise a good point. The story specifically says "in", but.. As you said that would be pretty similar to ingesting it orally- probably faster, even. It would likely be absorbed through the mucus membrane in her v****a... That's how suppositories work (with the a**s instead of the genitals, but still).... ?? What could it honestly have been? lol
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Is she going to change her name to Sister Mary Susan Rottencrotch?
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Is she going to change her name to Sister Mary Susan Rottencrotch?
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That's nasty..
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emotion_facepalm I probably shouldn't have been in midchew of a french fry while reading that!!! rofl
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The stupidity in this astounds me. lol If you put something toxic down there you're going to more than likely poison yourself worse than the guy eating you out since I think it had to be a powder or liquid since they'd see a pill or s**t sticking out of your nether regions.

Honestly, I am laughing my a** off at this, kinda hoping it rots her out too. lol
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"Honey, you taste bitter tonight. But you do smell pleasantly of almonds." lol

And yes to everyone else saying how do you insert a bunch of poison into your v****a and and not have it absorbed into your own body as well. The only way I could see that not being a problem is if a person used not a poison but something the person was highly allergic to. Like maybe some peanut oil for a person highly allergic to peanuts. I notice the article does not mention the type of poison. If it is something that really doesn't affect her via genitals but would kill if swallowed they might be worried about giving ideas to someone else.
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I'm surprised he found it was poison...for all he knew it could've a really nasty yeast infection confused

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