Tennessee woman hid loaded revolver in v****a, police say

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[shadowswhiskers13 -]

ninja Talk about unsafe sex....

[zenie250]

Ultimately i have no idea what to say other then i am completed disturbed XD

[Yavetil Longnight]

Aliyah_Sweet

Tennessee woman hid loaded revolver in v****a, police say

Source: Revolver in v****a (no joke)

Quote:

A Tennessee woman arrested for driving with a suspended license had a stolen, loaded gun hidden in her v****a, police say.

The Kingsport Police Department report, posted on TheSmokingGun.com, said the gun was discovered inside Dallas Archer, 19, during a search after she was arrested Monday.

Police said a female jailer "located an unknown item in her crotch." A further check revealed the North American Arms 22 LR mini-revolver, which was loaded.

The gun, which the manufacturer says is four inches in length, had been stolen in 2013 from John Souther, 70, police said.

Archer has been charged with possession of a firearm and possession of stolen property.

The Smoking Gun contacted Souther, who said he would like his gun back, but it would need "a bath in bleach" before he'd touch it.

That's not supposed to go there!
Has anyone made a "sex pistols" reference yet? Am I too late? Lol

Seriously just....what in the world? lol

[Sakura Latte]

...How?!

gonk

[xXFurygeistXx]

Sakura Latte

...How?!

gonk

It was a very small gun. But the v****a is designed to push babies out of. She probably could have tried and succeeded in sticking a magnum up there. It's made to be stretchy under the right conditions.

[MegaMuppet]

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

[xXFurygeistXx]

MegaMuppet

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

As stated before, the v****a is made to stretch large enough to eject a baby. A 4 inch gun is nothing. With proper stretching and lubrication, it's amazing what people can stick up there (though there are limits). It will stretch to accommodate, and isn't usually 'loose'.

[MegaMuppet]

xXFurygeistXx

MegaMuppet

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

As stated before, the v****a is made to stretch large enough to eject a baby. A 4 inch gun is nothing. With proper stretching and lubrication, it's amazing what people can stick up there (though there are limits). It will stretch to accommodate, and isn't usually 'loose'.

Incredible. I'm a woman and I would still think that incredible (if not a little bit gross)

[xXFurygeistXx]

MegaMuppet

xXFurygeistXx

MegaMuppet

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

As stated before, the v****a is made to stretch large enough to eject a baby. A 4 inch gun is nothing. With proper stretching and lubrication, it's amazing what people can stick up there (though there are limits). It will stretch to accommodate, and isn't usually 'loose'.

Incredible. I'm a woman and I would still think that incredible (if not a little bit gross)

Same. Apparently, it can expand up to 200%, so....yikes. More scary a** s**t you neeeever wanted to know about yer lady bits here.

[Alexander J Luthor]

xXFurygeistXx

MegaMuppet

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

As stated before, the v****a is made to stretch large enough to eject a baby. A 4 inch gun is nothing. With proper stretching and lubrication, it's amazing what people can stick up there (though there are limits). It will stretch to accommodate, and isn't usually 'loose'.

4 inches = 2.5ish cm.

Vag upon birth - 10ish cm.

She retro birthed a gun. burning_eyes

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Been there, done that.

That's how we used to smuggle weapons into Bulgaria with our female operatives.


The rifles were a bit trickier but still doable if done correctly.

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Alexander J Luthor

xXFurygeistXx

MegaMuppet

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

As stated before, the v****a is made to stretch large enough to eject a baby. A 4 inch gun is nothing. With proper stretching and lubrication, it's amazing what people can stick up there (though there are limits). It will stretch to accommodate, and isn't usually 'loose'.

4 inches = 2.5ish cm.

Vag upon birth - 10ish cm.

She retro birthed a gun. burning_eyes

Well, that's if it came out sides; lengthwise it's probs a lot skinnier. xp

[Henrika]

MegaMuppet

I know this may sound somewhat vulgar, but the mind does wonder...Just how loose does ones v****a have to be to stash a weapon in there?

It's muscle tissue - it doesn't get "loose" so much as it can expand & contract, and in this case she's just able to keep herself relaxed so the muscles are expanded.

[Kasumi the Young Princess]

This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for fun!

Aliyah_Sweet

Tennessee woman hid loaded revolver in v****a, police say

Source: Revolver in v****a (no joke)

Quote:

A Tennessee woman arrested for driving with a suspended license had a stolen, loaded gun hidden in her v****a, police say.

The Kingsport Police Department report, posted on TheSmokingGun.com, said the gun was discovered inside Dallas Archer, 19, during a search after she was arrested Monday.

Police said a female jailer "located an unknown item in her crotch." A further check revealed the North American Arms 22 LR mini-revolver, which was loaded.

The gun, which the manufacturer says is four inches in length, had been stolen in 2013 from John Souther, 70, police said.

Archer has been charged with possession of a firearm and possession of stolen property.

The Smoking Gun contacted Souther, who said he would like his gun back, but it would need "a bath in bleach" before he'd touch it.

That's not supposed to go there!
Has anyone made a "sex pistols" reference yet? Am I too late? Lol

[Shattered-Illustrator]

That is the weirdest thing I've read today. eek