Elraine Figarette
Obviously Putin is planning to release an aphrodisiac into the air during the concert, thus producing the desired baby-making frenzy. Duh.
There is no need. Everyone knows that
1. Rock and Roll causes nice young people to suddenly start making babies and
2. If you believe #1 then to you any sort of music that is not from your generation is 'rock and roll'.
These simple 'facts' are obviously why the USA (rock and roll for many decades) has over twice the population of Russia at 314 million compared to 142 million.
I wonder though if he has taken into account the percentage of potential birth defects since obviously every one of those newly pregnant women will also start using drugs when they listen to that modern music.
Frankly the whole story reads more like a satirical piece than real news.
I kind of lol'd when I read
...the long-past-their-prime ‘90s group
What popped into my head was wondering how a band like The Rolling Stones (formed in 1962) feel when the see a 90's group listed as 'long past their prime'. lol