Guy arrives in hospital with live eel up his arse

[Demyan The Devil]

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A blue movie fan had some serious explaining to do after arriving at a hospital in China with a live eel stuck up his bum.

The kinky 39-year-old was copying a scene from an X-rated film when he lost grip of the slippery eel in Shunde, Guangdong province. After finding he couldn’t get it out, the unmarried man rushed to the nearest accident and emergency unit for medical assistance.

He told the astonished medics: ‘Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.’ A team of surgeons spent hours removing the 20-inch Asian swamp eel which weighed more than half a kilo. ‘The eel was simply trying to find it’s way out,’ explained one of the medical team. ‘It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

‘This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.’ A police spokesman said: ‘We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.’

A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

[norakun91]

Tentacle rape? That all that went through my mind. rofl rofl That poor eel.

[rawnie14]

It's like clearing a clogged drainpipe using a plumber's snake!

[Nyadriel]

and he wonders why he can't get married

[Hasuki Aatisuto]

Demyan The Devil

A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

Uh-huh... he certainly did fell on that potato while hanging up curtains in the nude. rolleyes

I wonder what possessed him to insert a live eel up his rectum. I guess it's cheaper than buying an electrified buttplug?

[Ringoringa]

Anyone else feel sorrier for the eel?

[Nyadriel]

Ringoringa

Anyone else feel sorrier for the eel?

Sorrier for the eel? I feel no empathy or pity for the man.

so it goes without saying

[Alazon]

'Astonished' medics is probably an understatement. Of course, considering what some other people have shoved up their butts before maybe they're kind of used to stuff like this xP

[This Isnt Sparta]

This is why we tell kids not to copy what they see on tv.

[Ratttking]

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A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

But of course. Who bothers to wear clothing while standing in front of a window? xp

Poor eel.

[Thefruitsong]

..... Ugh.... Stupidity.

[Askdlfrbfbfvbrbs]

rawnie14

It's like clearing a clogged drainpipe using a plumber's snake!

I probably shouldn't have drank some water while scrolling down, YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!! xd

[David2074]

Hasuki Aatisuto

Demyan The Devil

A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

Uh-huh... he certainly did fell on that potato while hanging up curtains in the nude. rolleyes

I wonder what possessed him to insert a live eel up his rectum. I guess it's cheaper than buying an electrified buttplug?

You're so judgmental about the vicar. This stuff happens you see. Like the old man who accidentally got a jar of peanut butter stuck inside his butt when he slipped in the tub while washing his dog naked. (I'm still snickering over that one)

I think the weirdest thing about this story is that it is neither that weird or new. I mean not new as in people have had eels stuck up their butts before. If I had to choose it's a tough call whether I would prefer a live eel up my a** or - a peanut butter jar, salad tongs, flashlight, live anti-tank round, concrete (yes really) or some of the other things.

Google doesn't fail to entertain. For your continued amusement I offer:
Up Yours -- X-Rays of the Weirdest Items Found in Butts
and
10 Craziest Foreign Objects Found Stuck In A Rectum

[Interitum]

Oh wow, animal cruelty. He wouldn't get charged with that in america. He should get a bad punishment like death by drowning in something nasty like the eel had to suffer through before it died.

[Frequent Flatulence]

I don't know why "kinky" and "the unmarried man" are even used in this article.