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This guy has obviously never seen a person trained to use a battle-axe actually wield one. stressed scream

There are even more stupid quotable quotes (8th graders should be able to make swords out of trays? eek ). So this is my nominee for foot-in-mouth this week.

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Former TSA chief backs 'knife' decision; suggests axes and machetes, too

Washington (CNN) -- The former head of transportation security said Wednesday he supports a new policy allowing small knives on planes, but said it does not go far enough, and should include instruments such as "battle axes (and) machetes."

Sharp objects can no longer bring down aircraft, former Transportation Security Administration chief Kip Hawley told CNN, and the search for knives interferes with the search for objects that can harm aircraft.

"In retrospect, I should have done the same thing," Hawley said of the rule, which allows passengers to board aircraft with certain small knives, as well as sports equipment such as ice hockey and lacrosse sticks.

"They ought to let everything on that is sharp and pointy. Battle axes, machetes ... bring anything you want that is pointy and sharp because while you may be able to commit an act of violence, you will not be able to take over the plane. It is as simple as that," he said.

"So my position would be, bravo on the 2.6 inch knife. But why not take it all the way and then really clean up the checkpoint where officers are focusing on bombs and toxins, which are things that can destroy an airplane. And it would smooth the process, cost less money, and be better security."

Asked if he was using hyperbole in suggesting that battle axes be allowed on planes, Hawley said he was not.

"I really believe it. What are you going to do when you get on board with a battle ax? And you pull out your battle ax and say I'm taking over the airplane. You may be able to cut one or two people, but pretty soon you would be down in the aisle and the battle ax would be used on you."

And, he pointed out, "You can commit acts of violence on an aircraft with what is allowed now. With a Coke can, a key, a ruler, and some duct tape, you can make a 12-inch razor-sharp sword. And every eighth-grader would be able to do that."

Hawley headed the TSA from mid-2005 until early 2009, during the George W. Bush administration. During his term, the agency loosened restrictions on some items -- such as cigarette lighters, matches and small scissors -- while imposing limits on liquids and gels because of the August 2006 liquid bomb scare.

The TSA's current administrator, John Pistole, was serving as deputy director of the FBI during the 2006 bomb scare, and has also cited the plot as a reason for the emphasis on bombs.

"If undetected, I believe there is a high likelihood the terrorists would have killed hundreds of people that day," Pistole says on the TSA blog. "That's why we limit the amount of liquids you can bring on a plane."

Opinion: Is TSA serious about letting people carry knives?

Both Hawley and Pistole have embraced "risk-based security," the concept that the government should use intelligence and best practices to focus on known threats and unknown people. The TSA has expanded its PreCheck program under Pistole, expediting travel for frequent fliers and others who provide information on themselves.

Hawley and other security experts say a number of factors -- including strengthened cockpit doors, better intelligence and motivated passengers -- has changed the security equation on planes, removing avenues once open to terrorists.

Hawley said he is sensitive to concerns by air marshals and flight attendants about the rule changes, noting that they "would be the people upon whom the wounds would be inflicted."

"I do understand and respect their opposition, but from a security strategy point of view this is absolutely the right decision," he said of the knife rule.

"The air marshals and the flight attendants have legitimate concerns, certainly, for their own safety, but the threat of taking over a plane with a small, sharp instrument is zero," Hawley said.

"You cannot necessarily prevent violence on an airplane, but that is not the TSA's mission. TSA's mission is to prevent a successful, catastrophic terrorist attack, and you cannot get a successful, catastrophic terrorist attack with a small knife or a Wiffle ball bat."

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I prefer that peanuts be allowed. Back off our I'll shove peanuts up his nose!

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It should be a nomination for the most idiotic person in the news this week.

Seriously.... The hell did I jut read?

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At my first job a guy chased his wife into our store with a machete. He wasn't trained to use it but no one really cared. We called the cops and they tazed him.

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bring anything you want that is pointy and sharp because while you may be able to commit an act of violence, you will not be able to take over the plane.


A former TSA chief who doesn't know what weapons were used in the 911 hijacking....

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...because who cares if a few people are hacked to pieces as long as the airplane doesn't crash, right? I really, really hope he's being sarcastic but... emotion_facepalm

Never mind that if the pilots are among those hacked to pieces then the airplane will probably crash or get hijacked with all the passengers on board as hostages or something and then crash. No liquid bomb needed :/

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And, he pointed out, "You can commit acts of violence on an aircraft with what is allowed now. With a Coke can, a key, a ruler, and some duct tape, you can make a 12-inch razor-sharp sword. And every eighth-grader would be able to do that."


How the hell do you make a sword out of that? A tiny shiv maybe but not a damn sword!

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And, he pointed out, "You can commit acts of violence on an aircraft with what is allowed now. With a Coke can, a key, a ruler, and some duct tape, you can make a 12-inch razor-sharp sword. And every eighth-grader would be able to do that."


How the hell do you make a sword out of that? A tiny shiv maybe but not a damn sword!


I'm just guessing here but use the key to put a bevel on the ruler like a knife blade. Just grind it into the rulers edge for a few hours. Then use the coke can to give it an edge (slide the beveled edge of the ruler over the top edge of the can). Wrap the tape around the ruler for a handle. Then again the person sitting next to you might catch on to your plan in the hours that it takes to make it. Or he may just assume you're a crazy person and you would still be caught.

A much easier plan would be to bring an umbrella, break the shaft, and step on the exposed edge until it's flat and thin. Viola, instant harpoon.

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A much easier plan would be to bring an umbrella, break the shaft, and step on the exposed edge until it's flat and thin. Viola, instant harpoon.


You could probably even create a weapon umbrella at home with a sharpened steel spike in the middle that comes apart in a way that is not obvious. I know they have those sword umbrellas you can buy but one of those would probably show up on an x-ray. I'm thinking you could make some sort of hardened point that would not be so obvious on a scan.
There's really no end to the stuff that could be make shift weapons.

Also, straight off the shelf one of those 12 inch wooden rulers with the metal edge can be rather nasty. Try dragging one across your wrist. I wouldn't consider them equal to a sword though. More like a paper cut on steroids. If someone slit your throat with one it would bleed a lot and look scary but probably not reach the arteries. More like it would sting like hell and piss you off. lol

And at the article in general -
Unfortunately this guy's over the top comments have everyone dismissing him as a nutter but I think at the end he hit on an important point that is probably true. That being that TSA's mission is to protect the plane and the overall flight, not so much about the safety of any given passenger. The first part (protecting the overall plane) is a mostly doable goal. The second part of making sure every individual passenger is safe is a mostly impossible goal. And if you accept that paragraph then the other stuff he said does not sound quite so insane.

I don't personally want people bringing machetes onto the plane but I get his point that it won't get them into the cockpit or let them take over the plane. The box cutters used by the 9/11 guys would no longer work. I don't even think they would have worked on 9/11 had passengers realized what they were trying to do. These days if someone tries to take over a plane 9/11 and everyone dying is the first thing that will come to mind. As such, yes, the passengers will overpower some guy with a box cutter or even a machete.

The TSA does not have unlimited resources and the passengers do not have unlimited patience or time. The public uproar over those scatter xray cameras is a good example of how there is a limit to what the public will tolerate in the name of keeping them safe. Those things did a good job of thoroughly 'frisking' people without physical touch but because they took "nude" photos of people the public screamed foul and popular opinion got them thrown out. The same public screams foul if a physical pat down gets too personal but also ridicules the TSA when a security drill does not catch something hidden in a guy's pants because they did not frisk them down thoroughly enough. It seems like a no win for the TSA. There is plenty to hate about the TSA but not every one of them is a thieving sexual pervert.

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A much easier plan would be to bring an umbrella, break the shaft, and step on the exposed edge until it's flat and thin. Viola, instant harpoon.


You could probably even create a weapon umbrella at home with a sharpened steel spike in the middle that comes apart in a way that is not obvious. I know they have those sword umbrellas you can buy but one of those would probably show up on an x-ray. I'm thinking you could make some sort of hardened point that would not be so obvious on a scan.
There's really no end to the stuff that could be make shift weapons.

Also, straight off the shelf one of those 12 inch wooden rulers with the metal edge can be rather nasty. Try dragging one across your wrist. I wouldn't consider them equal to a sword though. More like a paper cut on steroids. If someone slit your throat with one it would bleed a lot and look scary but probably not reach the arteries. More like it would sting like hell and piss you off. lol

And at the article in general -
Unfortunately this guy's over the top comments have everyone dismissing him as a nutter but I think at the end he hit on an important point that is probably true. That being that TSA's mission is to protect the plane and the overall flight, not so much about the safety of any given passenger. The first part (protecting the overall plane) is a mostly doable goal. The second part of making sure every individual passenger is safe is a mostly impossible goal. And if you accept that paragraph then the other stuff he said does not sound quite so insane.

I don't personally want people bringing machetes onto the plane but I get his point that it won't get them into the cockpit or let them take over the plane. The box cutters used by the 9/11 guys would no longer work. I don't even think they would have worked on 9/11 had passengers realized what they were trying to do. These days if someone tries to take over a plane 9/11 and everyone dying is the first thing that will come to mind. As such, yes, the passengers will overpower some guy with a box cutter or even a machete.

The TSA does not have unlimited resources and the passengers do not have unlimited patience or time. The public uproar over those scatter xray cameras is a good example of how there is a limit to what the public will tolerate in the name of keeping them safe. Those things did a good job of thoroughly 'frisking' people without physical touch but because they took "nude" photos of people the public screamed foul and popular opinion got them thrown out. The same public screams foul if a physical pat down gets too personal but also ridicules the TSA when a security drill does not catch something hidden in a guy's pants because they did not frisk them down thoroughly enough. It seems like a no win for the TSA. There is plenty to hate about the TSA but not every one of them is a thieving sexual pervert.


I think he meant a metal ruler. Regardless, if an inmate in prison can kill someone with a sharpened toothbrush then a free person can come up with a weapon on a plane.

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I think he meant a metal ruler. Regardless, if an inmate in prison can kill someone with a sharpened toothbrush then a free person can come up with a weapon on a plane.


Oh, could be. One of those oddball things I have around is an old metal ruler from McDonalds. I think it used to be a kid's toy from decades ago. Frankly it is rather scary as a little kid's toy because the edges are fairly sharp. Maybe not 'take over a plane' sharp but certainly 'sent your sister to the emergency room' sharp.

But yes to just about anything can be a weapon. Prisons do not allow full length pens because they can do similar to that sharpened toothbrush. I know a guy in prison who has some colored drawing pencils but he has to have an art permit for them. He said otherwise they have really short pencils (think the ones you see at a miniature golf course) or pens that are real flexible so you can't stab anyone with them. He said either one is a pain to write with.
The truth is that if someone wants to make a weapon they can out of almost any everyday object, though I must say, I would really not like to be on the same plane as someone who can properly use a battleaxe....

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sorry for off topic

but battle axes! loll

sorry, had to.

If this were a school I would be suspended now lol.

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The truth is that if someone wants to make a weapon they can out of almost any everyday object, though I must say, I would really not like to be on the same plane as someone who can properly use a battleaxe....


I would if he were trustworthy. There's nothing wrong with guys that can weild axes. I know that if he fights a guy that tries to use a box cutter to highjack the plane he will win easily. Maybe the Tsa should just hire vikings to ride on every flight.
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The truth is that if someone wants to make a weapon they can out of almost any everyday object, though I must say, I would really not like to be on the same plane as someone who can properly use a battleaxe....


I would if he were trustworthy. There's nothing wrong with guys that can weild axes. I know that if he fights a guy that tries to use a box cutter to highjack the plane he will win easily. Maybe the Tsa should just hire vikings to ride on every flight.


Yes! Vikings should be hired instead of flight attendents XD

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