Bradenton, Florida -- A Manatee County woman is facing charges after she allegedly solicited an undercover deputy for sex... in return for some McDonald's.
The Smoking Gun reports Christine Baker, 45, met with the undercover on Friday evening. According to Baker's arrest report, she offered to have sex with the detective if he "bought her two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at McDonald's."
After spending $2.75 on the food, Baker reportedly asked for a "tip," at which time the detective gave her $60. She then kept $40 and the food and directed him to drive them to a vacant parking lot to "complete the deal."
It was at that point she was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor prostitution charge.
Just plain wrong
Lakeland, Florida -- Polk County Sheriff's detectives are looking for a man who walked out of a Lakeland Papa John's wearing a 6-foot pizza slice.
According to police, the man, believed to be about 18 years old, walked into the Papa John's at 6747 U.S. Highway 98 N, around 7 p.m. on Feb. 4, put on the costume over his clothes and walked out.
There are six other persons of interest who were in the store at the time. Three are described as older white males, one with a full beard. The fourth is described as a white female with dark hair.
(more on the site)
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