Accused Bank Robber Eats Poo At Trial,Says Virgin Mary Told

[Wrenry]

..Him To.

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Holy (curse word).

A California man accused of robbing a bank apparently decided he was done taking crap from prosecutors, so decided to take matters into his own hands and eat some instead.

Andrew Gilbertson pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity after allegedly robbing a San Luis Obispo bank in 2013, KSBY reported.

Police said during the robbery, 40-year-old Gilbertson disguised himself by wearing a hat and a pink child's backpack before slipping a note to bank tellers demanding cash, according to Cal Coast News. He allegedly said it was the Virgin Mary who suggested the disguise.

Despite the previously poor advice, Gilbertson said he listened to the Virgin Mary again Wednesday when she told him to eat his own feces while on the witness stand. The suspect allegedly reached into his pants, removed his own waste and began eating the cheeky snack. In the chaos that followed Judge Donald Umhofer called for a recess.

When the trial later resumed, a mental health expert testified he saw Gilbertson hitting himself to get rid of the voices in his head. Online records show Gilbertson was previously convicted of sexual assault.

The trial is ongoing.

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eek

[Nemone]

The comments underneath the article had me giggling. Some of them were just... emotion_facepalm

I think this was one of the milder ones that had me giggling.

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"You know you're having a bad day when the Virgin Mary tells you to eat s**t."

But on a more serious note that guy seriously looked insane. I mean just like his eyes and his appearance in general. He did not look like some calm collected dude trying to play the insanity card. He probably needs to be put someplace where he cannot hurt himself or others and receive some treatment. Maybe he is schitzophrenic is what I thought.

[azulmagia]

Not without biblical precedent, however.

[JamesWN]

Trying for the insanity plea, huh?

[Saless]

JamesWN

Trying for the insanity plea, huh?

Succeeding, by the looks of it.

[Yuki_Windira]

Another topic about poop.
Boy people are getting busy with their poop.o.o;

Anyway,uuuuuuugh!~gags~ DX

[David2074]

Nemone

The comments underneath the article had me giggling. Some of them were just... emotion_facepalm

I think this was one of the milder ones that had me giggling.

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"You know you're having a bad day when the Virgin Mary tells you to eat s**t."

rofl rofl rofl

Nearly spewed my smoothie on my keyboard.

[Ben Saladin]

Wow, if he's not crazy, that is some serious commitment.

[Fucc Da Ops]

Gross can say that again Gross. xp

[Janine Melnitz]

Guy had a different idea of a recess, it seems.

[Pho Far East]

Eww emotion_puke