I found some good quotes xD (Notice how most are from Shaun xD)
Lucy: If you pull all the levers, then you may be able to bring power to the central platform!
Shaun: OR, you might turn this entire room into an alien spaceship and fly us all away. THINK ABOUT IT.
Rebecca: "I like the ceiling."
Shaun: "Oh, you like the ceiling do you? YOU are a FASCINATING travel companion!"
Did you miss me? No anyone? Hello, am I speaking out loud hello.... workaholics- Shaun Hastings
Machiavelli: Now that you are in my debt maybe you will listen to reason.
Ezio: When I hear some I will let you know.
"No, Rebecca. England is not a part of Europe; we merely tolerate it, you know, like a person tolerates herpes." -Shaun Hastings
Leonardo: This world gets stranger every day. I shall have to focus on my painting. I'm working on the small portrait of a woman. I am growing rather fond of it.
Ezio: Do not let a beautiful girl distract you from constructing my designs.
Leonardo: (wrapping his arm around Ezio) Have no worries. Women provide little distraction.
Ezio: Wait, I don't get it.
(Ezio gives him a weird look. Leonardo slowly removes his arm from Ezio and tucks it in his lap.)
Email from Rebecca: Shaun ate both of them. I know because he asked me if I wanted one.
Email from Lucy: Thank you, Rebecca. Shaun's on clean-up next week.
Email from Shaun: This just in: Rebecca is a Templar.
Desmond: Hey whattsa matta you Altair
Rebecca: That's racist
Desmond: You're racist!
Guard: What part of France are your from?
Ezio: (pause) Montreal.
Shaun: And the Apple's just going to give it to us, is it? Oh look, there's Elvis!
Bartolemew: Where is she!?!?
Ezio: Did you check behind the table?
Bartolemew: *blank stare*
He fights guards and gives away money! where have you been all my life? -Senator
Shaun: According to this, it's when the Bonfire of the Vanities took place.
Rebecca: Hey, I liked that movie!
Shaun: Oh did you like that movie? It was interesting! What other movies do you like? Rebecca - the grownups are talking.