Morbid Obesity
um, i have a diagnosed heart condition. that's not an excuse.
Morbid Obesity
... i smoke both weed and cigarettes, both of which make me cough...
...Wait. So you smoke - you're clearly allergic to the smoke if you cough to the point of puking, and you obviously don't care about your lungs, but you do it anyway? On top of having a heart condition? Yeah, no, you've got problems other than being fat.
And you talk about only having food stamps and you're oh-so poor, hey guess what
don't buy cigarettes then. Whoa, crazy revelation! A pack of cigarettes is what, $6? Buy yourself one of those family-sized bags of dark leafy greens and make salads for lunch every day with the money you would save not buying tobacco
And do you eat mostly ramen and pasta or do you eat lots of fruits and veggies? Because you seem to be saying both of those things. Your story is not very straight here. I'm not even sure if you're being serious or if you're just a very good troll.
In case you are serious, eat more raw produce. Cut back on all the carbs. Don't even bother with ramen; it's got nothing in it that's going to be good for you in the long run. At least go for some low-sodium vegetable soup or something with vitamins. Opt for lean, unbreaded meats. Don't fry your food. Drink water until your urine is clear. Go outside or inside a gym, if you have to, and move around.