You know who I wouldn't invite to the Yule Ball? That Hermione Granger. Not even if we were the last two people on earth and she looked absolutely stunning in her ball gown so that every time I looked at her I got butterflies in my tummy... Not even then... You know who I think the ugliest girl in school is? That Hermione Granger. You know, if I were to rate her one a scale of one to ten... I'd give her an eight. ... Eight point five. No higher than a nine point eight. I myself am holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it.
(Anyone get the reference? I'm not bashing on Hermione, for those of you who haven't seen A Very Potter Musical. I'm just shipping Dramione here. heart)