THE RIDICULOUSLY WRONG ANSWERS GAME! Harry Potter Edition

[smallmilk]

He didn't die; he killed everyone else.

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What does Luna Lovegood wear on her ears?

[chrysanths]

Baby crocodiles.

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What was the name of the school that Fleur attended?

[WhitneyWynterheim]

Pigwarts of course!


How did Harry get his scar?

[that waffle over there]

A kangaroo kicked him while the Potters were on vacation in China. sad

Who is Voldemort's mother?

[kdrama and cry]

Ariana Dumbledore of course.

What is a horcrux?

[chrysanths]

Wizarding In-Laws.

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Where does Mr. Weasley work in the Ministry?

[Diamond Dustie]

+.♦.+ Diamond Dust +.♦.+

At Bedknobs and Broomsticks department.

What was Ron Weasly greatest fear?

-~-◆-~-

[Vinespell]

Peter Pettigrew not returning his love.

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Who is Padfoot?

[chrysanths]

Draco Malfoy's mother.

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Who is the head of house for Hufflepuff?

[that waffle over there]

chrysanths

Draco Malfoy's mother.

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Who is the head of house for Hufflepuff?

Everyone know's it's Bellatrix Lestrange!

How did Voldemort feed when he was a golem/homunculus in Peter Pettigrew's care?

[PadfootPet]

He went to McDonals

yum_tamago ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ yum_tuna

Who's Aragog and where does he live?

[xVanessaRx]

He is a butterfly that lives in Ron's room.

Who are Harry's parents?

[chrysanths]

Regulus Black and Petunia Dursley nee Evans.

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What do wizards usually wear?

[Meline Moon]

They usually wear their birthday suits.


What is a sneakascope?

[FirstBornTripletZack]

A perverted person who likes to sneak at people changing with a telescope.

Who are Gred and Forge?