The Great Grindeldore Fanthread (Wow! A new poll to whore?)

Kay, so we know Dumblegay is officially canon...but is Albus/Gellert?

Dude, of course it is!	54.4%	[ 381 ]
Nope, unrequited please.	25.5%	[ 179 ]
Honestly I don't care about Gellert, I only like Albus/Elphias.	4.4%	[ 31 ]
Dumbledore is so NOT gay, JKR just wants attention so she's making crazy lies up.	7.6%	[ 53 ]
Wait...Dumbledore is GAY? O.o	8.1%	[ 57 ]
Total Votes:			[ 701 ]

[Sazzarah]

paradox_girl

Okay- I have just been reading you whole conversation-
and ohmigawd!
It is almost canon!
He doesn't kill him, he imprisons him.
Gellert lies to Voldemort to protect Albus.
Gellert was the only "equal" that Albus ever met
so therfore possibly the only person he could have ever loved...

This is so canon!

*squee!*

I know, it's great! ^^;

I wish JKR had written at least
one slashy ship into the books...
I heard a rumore she was canon-
izing Sirius/Remus, but it was
a 'kid's book' soo... not ._.

[Azaelian]

Aari-chan

Azaelian

Aari-chan

Very nice name, Sazza. I agree. They'd be willing to do anything "for the greater good" after all...

...including eachother.

Aww... can you imagine having to kill your first love? That's a hard thing for anyone to do, even if it is for the greater good. stare

That part made me burst out laughing, which scared my little sister, which made me laugh even more...

And Dumbledore didn't kill him, right? He just defeated him. Or is my memory failing me?

*smacks forehead*

Darn it, you're right! That's why it's always nifty to re-read books...

Lol, I feel like a HP n00b now. ^_^

[[Angry Masturbation]]

Sazzarah

paradox_girl

Okay- I have just been reading you whole conversation-
and ohmigawd!
It is almost canon!
He doesn't kill him, he imprisons him.
Gellert lies to Voldemort to protect Albus.
Gellert was the only "equal" that Albus ever met
so therfore possibly the only person he could have ever loved...

This is so canon!

*squee!*

I know, it's great! ^^;

I wish JKR had written at least
one slashy ship into the books...
I heard a rumore she was canon-
izing Sirius/Remus, but it was
a 'kid's book' soo... not ._.

D: I heard that rumor too, and then I spent 5 hours trying to find proof for it xD

I like to think that the R/S subtext is true <3

And seriously, Grindledore is a close second. If only because we know so little about it...

[paradox_girl]

[Angry Masturbation]

Sazzarah

paradox_girl

Okay- I have just been reading you whole conversation-
and ohmigawd!
It is almost canon!
He doesn't kill him, he imprisons him.
Gellert lies to Voldemort to protect Albus.
Gellert was the only "equal" that Albus ever met
so therfore possibly the only person he could have ever loved...

This is so canon!

*squee!*

I know, it's great! ^^;

I wish JKR had written at least
one slashy ship into the books...
I heard a rumore she was canon-
izing Sirius/Remus, but it was
a 'kid's book' soo... not ._.

D: I heard that rumor too, and then I spent 5 hours trying to find proof for it xD

I like to think that the R/S subtext is true <3

And seriously, Grindledore is a close second. If only because we know so little about it...

Oh- I agree!
And I heard that rumour too...

I was never much of a slash fan, but then it gets addictive!

I think Remus/Sirius is practically canon...
That is, there is no evidence that rules it out,
and plenty of hints if you know where to look!
I am living proof you can ship both Remus/Siriuss
and Remus/Tonks.
The whole idea of the loss of Sirius bringing them together,
ifyouknowwhatimean...

This is one of the greates Remus/Sirius fics I've ever read...
It's about a PG13 rating.
But it's one of those fics that explains a lot,
why they used Peter as the secret keeper, not Remus.

Here is the link.

I think R/S is the most likely canon slach pairing...
with Grindeldore being a second...
Remember King's Cross?
Dumbledore siad the Hallows were the things
"that brought [them] together more than anything- a shared obsession"
I don't know if that's exactly what it says, but it's pretty close.
I wold check my book, but it's upstairs and I can't be bothered to move...

[Aari-chan]

Ah, a girl after my own heart. Too lazy to check.

[[x] Seamus Finnigan [x]]

I wish she could have outrightly made me gay. ._. And Harry/Draco. Who the hell wants another James/Lily story anyway?

[Azaelian]

paradox_girl

[Angry Masturbation]

Sazzarah

paradox_girl

Okay- I have just been reading you whole conversation-
and ohmigawd!
It is almost canon!
He doesn't kill him, he imprisons him.
Gellert lies to Voldemort to protect Albus.
Gellert was the only "equal" that Albus ever met
so therfore possibly the only person he could have ever loved...

This is so canon!

*squee!*

I know, it's great! ^^;

I wish JKR had written at least
one slashy ship into the books...
I heard a rumore she was canon-
izing Sirius/Remus, but it was
a 'kid's book' soo... not ._.

D: I heard that rumor too, and then I spent 5 hours trying to find proof for it xD

I like to think that the R/S subtext is true <3

And seriously, Grindledore is a close second. If only because we know so little about it...

Oh- I agree!
And I heard that rumour too...

I was never much of a slash fan, but then it gets addictive!

I think Remus/Sirius is practically canon...
That is, there is no evidence that rules it out,
and plenty of hints if you know where to look!
I am living proof you can ship both Remus/Siriuss
and Remus/Tonks.
The whole idea of the loss of Sirius bringing them together,
ifyouknowwhatimean...

This is one of the greates Remus/Sirius fics I've ever read...
It's about a PG13 rating.
But it's one of those fics that explains a lot,
why they used Peter as the secret keeper, not Remus.

Here is the link.

I think R/S is the most likely canon slach pairing...
with Grindeldore being a second...
Remember King's Cross?
Dumbledore siad the Hallows were the things
"that brought [them] together more than anything- a shared obsession"
I don't know if that's exactly what it says, but it's pretty close.
I wold check my book, but it's upstairs and I can't be bothered to move...

I'm halfway through the fic, and though I don't usually read this type of fic, I'm enjoying it very much!

Thanks for the link! ^_^

[Sazzarah]

paradox_girl

[Angry Masturbation]

Sazzarah

paradox_girl

Okay- I have just been reading you whole conversation-
and ohmigawd!
It is almost canon!
He doesn't kill him, he imprisons him.
Gellert lies to Voldemort to protect Albus.
Gellert was the only "equal" that Albus ever met
so therfore possibly the only person he could have ever loved...

This is so canon!

*squee!*

I know, it's great! ^^;

I wish JKR had written at least
one slashy ship into the books...
I heard a rumore she was canon-
izing Sirius/Remus, but it was
a 'kid's book' soo... not ._.

D: I heard that rumor too, and then I spent 5 hours trying to find proof for it xD

I like to think that the R/S subtext is true <3

And seriously, Grindledore is a close second. If only because we know so little about it...

Oh- I agree!
And I heard that rumour too...

I was never much of a slash fan, but then it gets addictive!

I think Remus/Sirius is practically canon...
That is, there is no evidence that rules it out,
and plenty of hints if you know where to look!
I am living proof you can ship both Remus/Siriuss
and Remus/Tonks.
The whole idea of the loss of Sirius bringing them together,
ifyouknowwhatimean...

This is one of the greates Remus/Sirius fics I've ever read...
It's about a PG13 rating.
But it's one of those fics that explains a lot,
why they used Peter as the secret keeper, not Remus.

Here is the link.

I think R/S is the most likely canon slach pairing...
with Grindeldore being a second...
Remember King's Cross?
Dumbledore siad the Hallows were the things
"that brought [them] together more than anything- a shared obsession"
I don't know if that's exactly what it says, but it's pretty close.
I wold check my book, but it's upstairs and I can't be bothered to move...

That sounds good, I've
bookmarked it to read later =]
Slashy ships are so much fun.
Canon's great and all- H/G makes
me sooo happy- but it gets boring
sometimes, and canon fics are
never really that great ._.;

[Sazzarah]

[x] Seamus Finnigan [x]

I wish she could have outrightly made me gay. ._. And Harry/Draco. Who the hell wants another James/Lily story anyway?

I always though you and Dean
had something going on.
But yeah, Harry/Draco is
amaazing. Although, they way
the fandom ships, all the boys
are gay-- what are the girls
going to do?! Now that we've
started shipping Dumbledore-
slash, no man is safe.

[Azaelian]

Sazzarah

[x] Seamus Finnigan [x]

I wish she could have outrightly made me gay. ._. And Harry/Draco. Who the hell wants another James/Lily story anyway?

I always though you and Dean
had something going on.
But yeah, Harry/Draco is
amaazing. Although, they way
the fandom ships, all the boys
are gay-- what are the girls
going to do?! Now that we've
started shipping Dumbledore-
slash, no man is safe.

Oh, I know! Dumbledore slash is just about the strongest stuff there is... Now that the floodgates are open, we can indiscriminately slash Quirrel, Flitwick, and even Moody!

*contemplates the creepiness of Moody/Flitwick*

[Sazzarah]

Azaelian

Sazzarah

[x] Seamus Finnigan [x]

I wish she could have outrightly made me gay. ._. And Harry/Draco. Who the hell wants another James/Lily story anyway?

I always though you and Dean
had something going on.
But yeah, Harry/Draco is
amaazing. Although, they way
the fandom ships, all the boys
are gay-- what are the girls
going to do?! Now that we've
started shipping Dumbledore-
slash, no man is safe.

Oh, I know! Dumbledore slash is just about the strongest stuff there is... Now that the floodgates are open, we can indiscriminately slash Quirrel, Flitwick, and even Moody!

*contemplates the creepiness of Moody/Flitwick*

:shudder:
Oh, Merlin.
Bloody hell, that's disturbing xD
How 'bout some Nearly Headless
Nick/Bloody Baron, ehh?
Some good ol' ghostie luvvin =]

[Azaelian]

Sazzarah

Azaelian

Sazzarah

[x] Seamus Finnigan [x]

I wish she could have outrightly made me gay. ._. And Harry/Draco. Who the hell wants another James/Lily story anyway?

I always though you and Dean
had something going on.
But yeah, Harry/Draco is
amaazing. Although, they way
the fandom ships, all the boys
are gay-- what are the girls
going to do?! Now that we've
started shipping Dumbledore-
slash, no man is safe.

Oh, I know! Dumbledore slash is just about the strongest stuff there is... Now that the floodgates are open, we can indiscriminately slash Quirrel, Flitwick, and even Moody!

*contemplates the creepiness of Moody/Flitwick*

:shudder:
Oh, Merlin.
Bloody hell, that's disturbing xD
How 'bout some Nearly Headless
Nick/Bloody Baron, ehh?
Some good ol' ghostie luvvin =]

I wonder... when people make out in a car, the windows steam up; but what happens when ghosts make out? Do you think there would be mist floating down the halls? LOL, that would kind of be like the dementors! biggrin

[[Angry Masturbation]]

Azaelian

Sazzarah

Azaelian

Sazzarah

[x] Seamus Finnigan [x]

I wish she could have outrightly made me gay. ._. And Harry/Draco. Who the hell wants another James/Lily story anyway?

I always though you and Dean
had something going on.
But yeah, Harry/Draco is
amaazing. Although, they way
the fandom ships, all the boys
are gay-- what are the girls
going to do?! Now that we've
started shipping Dumbledore-
slash, no man is safe.

Oh, I know! Dumbledore slash is just about the strongest stuff there is... Now that the floodgates are open, we can indiscriminately slash Quirrel, Flitwick, and even Moody!

*contemplates the creepiness of Moody/Flitwick*

:shudder:
Oh, Merlin.
Bloody hell, that's disturbing xD
How 'bout some Nearly Headless
Nick/Bloody Baron, ehh?
Some good ol' ghostie luvvin =]

I wonder... when people make out in a car, the windows steam up; but what happens when ghosts make out? Do you think there would be mist floating down the halls? LOL, that would kind of be like the dementors! biggrin

Ghosts would probably freeze up car windows if they got it on in one. xD

I wonder if Dementors make out with each other for practice, like...when they don't have any people to kiss. Oo

[paradox_girl]

Aari-chan

Ah, a girl after my own heart. Too lazy to check.

Oh yeah, every time!


@ Sazzarah: Oh I agree copletely. I adore canon, aespecially H/G and R/H, and L/T but sometimes you just fancy a change and the whole point of fanfiction if to do what you want and ship something that isn't possible in teh books.
But the fact is, R/S does seem possible!
(and Albus/Gellert!)

@ Azaelian: No problem! It's a great story, one of my faves!

[Orlan Quirke]

Ah, the fatal flaw of the Gaia world. Almost any time their is a relationship between two men, it can only be something of the homosexual variety. No wonder guys have a tendency to act needlessly macho around one another. Because half-wits always have to come up with some oddball conspiracy theory that their is something homo-erotic going on.

Can't two guys just be friends? Can anybody just be friends? It is bad enough that over the many many years of creative thought people have to put together the possibility of a guy and a girl who get along somehow becoming more than friends? Now we can't even have two guys be just friends.

There is something wrong with the minds of the youth today, and it saddens me...