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Now there's probably a special heaven for people who die while having sex. Lots of Malfoys there.
 
     
 
Hmm~
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No, I suppose you wouldn't find a Malfoy there.
But you can sure as -hell- bet that's where Bella is, after her death.
An eternity of death, torture, and slaughter, always being brought back and healed so you can feast, party, then do it all over again.
Seems like something up her alley.

Going by Norse mythology, most Malfoys would be in Hel.
Bleeding cowards that you are.
We love you for it, of course, but it doesn't change the truth any.

Going by otherwise. . .I imagine Hades and Persephone have a lot of Malfoys they keep around for fun.
After all, they tend to be beautiful, which would lighten up the underworld rather well.
They're good at politics, which seems to be a big thing in the Greek Pantheon.
And, you know, they're good at brighting up other. .aspects. . of a boring marriage.
*Cough*
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We'd be very popular on Mount Olympus in general. All those Greek gods were sex-starved maniacs, especially Zeus. I wouldn't mind being passed around for all eternity; sounds way better than eternal torture.
 
     
 
Lucius Scipio Malfoy
We'd be very popular on Mount Olympus in general. All those Greek gods were sex-starved maniacs, especially Zeus. I wouldn't mind being passed around for all eternity; sounds way better than eternal torture.


I don't know that I would classify Zues as a 'sex-starved maniac'. I mean, the guy got more tail than nearly every other God combined. And not one of his affairs didn't end up in producing an offspring. Zues, king of the Gods and more fertile than Demeter is what should've been printed on his business cards.
     
Here, here~!

[May I point out that, as a closed mythology lover, the turn this conversation has taken is making me giddy.]



I can definitely see Malfoy's being Aphrodite and her lot's best friends more than any other.
Aww, I suddenly want to see a picture of a Malfoy in an Eros cosplay.
:3
 
     
 
Severine Hunter
Here, here~!

[May I point out that, as a closed mythology lover, the turn this conversation has taken is making me giddy.]



I can definitely see Malfoy's being Aphrodite and her lot's best friends more than any other.
Aww, I suddenly want to see a picture of a Malfoy in an Eros cosplay.
:3


Well, think of this. In the HP world, many ancient deities may have actually been wizards. Following that tread of thought, Malfoy might actually be descended from Aphrodite, a witch worshipped in Ancient Greece as a Goddess. wink
     
Antonin Dolohov

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I meant "sex-crazed," but it was a situation where I couldn't think of the term. A not infrequent occurence at my age [cough]

I suddenly have the urge for fanfic. That "spawn of aphrodite" idea has teeth.

I did write something for my Lucius-ette persona where Voldemort was obsessed with the idea of "possessing" her (it wasn't exactly sexual) because her bloodline was of the purest and decended directly from Salazar Slytherin as well. The idea was, since in those days surnames were often given to someone for a trait they possessed or their job rather than passed on, Slytherin had two sons, one who became known for his emaciated appearance (Gaunt), and one who went to France and became known for shady dealings as "bad faith (Mal Foi.)
 
     
 
That inability to think of proper terms I believe, starts at about twenty-five or so, Lucius. As I have the same problem from time to time. wink

If you do end up writing anything that has to do with Lucius being descended from Aphrodite, I would very much like to read it. 3nodding
     
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I'll play around with it. There could be something there, if I'm smart enough to tease it out. I'm probably not, but we'll see. Means I'll have to eschew the good old-fashioned notebook and fine-nibbed pen for the electronic fanfic production unit, but that's okay.
 
     
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I'm interested in that as well. Mythology + HP would be an interesting combination, to be sure. If handled properly of course.

No offense to you Malfoys, but I can't stand Draco. He's so smug all the time. I hate smug people. And he sneers too much. He's very good looking though. All of you are. Your last name should be sexy or something.
     
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Hmm~
Would the Malfoy idea work as Slytherin, what with the Chamber of Secrets idea?
It stands to reason that one of them would have the snake tongue or something, if they're really decedents.
Hmm.
     

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I don't know enough or remember enough about Harry Potter to comment on that XD I can't even remember why Harry was able to speak the Snake Tongue language thing.
 
     
 
Having a piece of a parselmouth's soul jangling around in his head helped a bit, I think.
     
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Ah. Wasn't that from Voldemort trying to kill him?

So I've heard of Suicide Girls before, and I've seen them on a tv show once, (didn't REALLY see them, if you know what I mean) and I'm checking out the site. I love this. This is my kind of site. It's like...they're not doing it to be porn. It's like artistic n***s only kinkier, darker and punkier. Edgy. This is what I love. People who appreciate the beauty of sex and the naked human body. Not as some kind of nasty perverse disgusting idea. I'm looking at the tattoos and the posing and the clothes and their expression most of the time anyway.
 
     
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