This is the Ravenpuffs Against Trolling Headquarters. It is also referred to as R.A.T.
The story of this thread: It all began in the hot topic forum of Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows. It was a glorious time filled with mischief and rainbows and magic. But all good things cannot stay clean and pure (without a little work). The horrible disease of the the Trolling Twitards infested our peaceful waters of the Lake. There were innumerable threads posted everyday in our peaceful forum all along the lines of "Twilight vs. Harry Potter" and "like omg!!! Twilight is lyke ttly BETTA then Hawwy pooPer." or some other such nonsense. And a small little magical gaian grew terrified. This little girl, with her big adorable blue eyes, stared in horror at the invading trolls and quickly built a makeshift table in the Great Hall, for she rightfully didn't belong to just one house. She was a Ravenpuff. She shuddered under her glorious multi house table and called to all of Gaia for help. And who came to support this little Gaian?
What is R.A.T.?
R.A.T. stands for Ravenpuffs Against Trolling, but almost anyone is allowed to join, including some trolls, like Alice Vitalis and some others if they wish. Also, you don't have to be a Ravenpuff, or a Huffleclaw, or a Ravenclaw, or a Hufflepuff. All you have to be is...Likable. And not one of the despised Trolls, or else you shall be offered pudding.
R.A.T.s also can learn how to successfully avoid, play with, triumph over, and troll trolls. If anybody knows any ways, please feel free to post Troll conquering techniques here.
Moreover, we are a society to befriend fellow Hogwarts students, or magical beings of any sort.
So come eat our pudding!!! Unless you're not a troll. announcements
***Does anybody want to create a logo for us? A banner? Something to put in our sigs?
***1st order of R.A.T. business: devise a plan to keep Alice Vitalis from getting banned and her topics unblocked and her posts visible!!!!!Failed. We need to do better than this.
***Our new mission:Find a way to complain to Gaia. specifically the administration in charge of banning
***THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME GET THE MEGATHREAD ACHIEVEMENT!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL
***I have my account back and the normal functions of R.A.T. may commence!
The Rules 1. Don't troll unless you are obvious trolling for laughs. We are against trolls, remember. We are specifically ravenpuffs AGAINST TROLLING.
2. If you are a friendly R.A.T. troll, DO NOT eat the pudding. We really don't want to have to clean up dead or mutilated trolls from under our little makeshift table.
3. Invite people to R.A.T. please. We are hoping that we get enough people to expand our makeshift table.
4. Since our headquarters are located under a table, please keep your wands away. We don't want anyone's eyes poked out. If you want to duel, take it above the table.
5. Since all of our members are assumed to be old enough to go to Hogwarts, please keep everything PG-13. Keep your wizards swears and snogging to a minimum and above the table.
6. No house bashing, please. We may be called Ravenpuffs against trolling, but we love everyone, right? Except for trolls. All the houses, even the hybrid ones, are completely valid in our own little universe.
8. Be Nice. Alright? And so far, you have all been incredibly wonderful and so I am gifting you with a guild.
9. You can join R.A.T. by simply quoting the correct post. It will say what post you should quote. If your name doesn't get put on the list in a timely manner, which may take a couple of days, dearies, PM me your request.
ME! The Captain!!! Saxgrrrl for future emergencies, I would like to add that Roland Maciver is Saxgrrrl's Mule and shall be recognized hereforth as captain under emergencies.
Ran For My Life (Formerly I Ginevra Molly Weasley)
The New Headmistress
iLady Mei Mizukage
Ritalin Bombs, (formerly GreenPotatoe)
x Tom Marvolo Riddle
Dri Go Rawr
Apple Blossom 19
The Username Found
II Moonlit Sparrow II
WARNING : KEEP AWAY FROM THE ANTI-TROLL PUDDING IT WAS MADE ONLY TO POSION TROLLS! IF ANYONE ELSE IS TO EAT FROM THIS PUDDING THEY WILL SUFFER FROM DRASTIC SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS , INFLATED BOOBIES AND ENLARGED PENORS! boobies being for males and penors bein for females >O>
DUNTCHU EAT FROM MEH MAGICUL PUDDING! i've been brewing it for months now D: I'd hate to waste all my pudding on you little curious non-troll gits ;>>