Favorite A Very Potter Musical/A Very Potter Sequel Quote(s)

[Beauty of evil]

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Beauty of evil

Umbridge: "But how do I kill the children, I don't want to hurt them."

Draco: "I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters?" and "You are NOT permitted to touch!" and of course "Daddy, daddy! You came to love meee!"

Lucius: "Why else do you think you have such a little d?"
Draco: "It's so small..."
Lucius: "It's 'cause you're a f****** elf!"

Lupin: "Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast."

And the rest of the shows! xd I love AVPM/S, it's so freaking hilarious! whee

Have you seen Me and My d**k by them tooo??? its amaaazing <3 i love JJ

Yes I have biggrin It's a really funny show too! blaugh

[aeon_mistress]

-He dissaparated!
-That's bull**** Snape, you can't dissaparate from inside of Hogwarts! Right?
-Right!
-Right! Damn it! (kicks Hermione)

[The_Delicious_Doom_Muffin]

Umbridge: Oh, it's nothing too bad... you just have to... take this knife... put it up on a chair... AND SIT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gambit Taylor]

“What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?”

"FAVORITE WAY TO SAY RED WINE WITH A GERMAN ACCENT! RED VINES!"

“You think killing people makes them like you but it doesn’t…*sob* It just makes people dead.”

Or after Ron can’t get the TL poster off the wall. “It’s stuck on there with magic.” or any bit about Red Vines.

[opalspicer]

*after Ron destroys the Zefron horcrux*
Draco: Oh you can put some tape on this, it's fine.

Draco: Crabbe? Who do you think is the ugliest girl in school?
Crabbe: Uh, Winky the house-elf
Draco: Good one; obscure...

Lucius: OH MY GOD UMBRIDGE QUIT TEXTING ME!

Ron: What flavor did you get?
Harry: Broken computer
Ron: I don't even remember the last time I got a candy flavored one. *eats one*
Harry: What'd you get?
Ron: Defeat.

[Miss Saraii]

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
"What the heck is a hufflepuff?!"

[Austinroflol]

"Hermione can't drawww, Hermione can't draw!" -sings-

[Cruor Corvus]

“My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I hate gingers… and Mudbloods. My parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?”


epic win.

slytherin quotes always win: snape, draco and lucius.
<3

[butterbeerrocks]

"Can a person be a portkey?"
"No, that's absurd. Because if someone were to TOUCH THEMSELVES..." *stares at Ron*

"I can't believe the counter-spell was just un-jellify!"

"Goyle, do you hear anything?"
"No. Maybe. Just....one...raindrop."

"OHMYGOD, UMBRIDGE STOP TEXTING ME!"

"Did you get my text?"
"Uh, y-yes, U-umbridge."
"...Well, you didn't text me back."

"I have no ulterior motive..." *slowly puts his arm around Hermione's shoulder*

And basically anything Snape and Draco says biggrin

And Lucius. And Umbridge. biggrin

[Boosh-Baby]

"I'M REMUS FREAKIN----- Alright guys, guys, guys alright, hey guys hey, remember how Hermione can't draw? She can't draw!"

"Oh s**t! You guys are kids! I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."

"Red Vines, what the hell can't they do?"

"Draco, you goddamn little poofer. Why don't you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human?"
(LOOK AT MY AVATAR!! IT'S DRACO!)

iSunako Nakahara

This is a little off topic but still to do with AVPM/AVPS. I heard that Darren Criss is going to be in Glee, is this true?

Yes!! Darren Criss will play Blaine, a possible transfer student from Dalton Academy. He's Kurt's new possible love interest (Blaine's gay as well!) He comes in Season 2 Episode 6, Never Been Kissed (the one after Rocky Horror Glee Show).

[xo_shellbee]

"I have literally taught you everything I know." - Lupin
"That is a BOSS Zefron poster!"

[xRegulus Arcturus Blackx]

x x x

"Someone I trusted. Someone I may have even loved."
"Filch?"
"Olivander?"
"Regulus Black, Sirius's brother?"
".....No. It was....DOBBY."

x x x

[Megs784]

It supplies lulz
It's totally awesome,
that's right it's...

Stutter. Enough said.

'I can fly, I can turn in invisible, AND I JUST TRAVELED THE ******** BACK IN TIME. So, ******** YOU DRACO, how's that for a happy thought?'

RED VINES.

'BLOODY HELL' 'BLOODY TITS' 'BLOODY a**' You get the picture. xD

'What the devil is going on here!?'

'I JUST ATE s**t!'

Just to name a few.

A Very Potter Musical/
A Very Potter Sequel
Watch them now.

[IDEK92]

Boosh-Baby

iSunako Nakahara

This is a little off topic but still to do with AVPM/AVPS. I heard that Darren Criss is going to be in Glee, is this true?

Yes!! Darren Criss will play Blaine, a possible transfer student from Dalton Academy. He's Kurt's new possible love interest (Blaine's gay as well!) He comes in Season 2 Episode 6, Never Been Kissed (the one after Rocky Horror Glee Show).

Ah okay, thanks! I've never really watched Glee before but I'm so intrigued to see Darren in it!
LOVE your avi by the way!

[Boosh-Baby]

iSunako Nakahara

Ah okay, thanks! I've never really watched Glee before but I'm so intrigued to see Darren in it!
LOVE your avi by the way!

Thankyou! Draco's my favourite character in AVPM/S. (Apart from Lupin.)

"DADDDEEEEE! Daddy you came! You came to LOVE MEEE!"