Awkward Moments in Wizard Heaven (spoilers)

[lorinasrose]

Snape to Dumbledore : Mission complete.

[GoombaGoomba]

LaLunaLupe

Snape to Dumbledore: Why are you naked?

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[sunaaa]

[Ren The Ryoko]

James: "Hi Pete! Mind if I have a word with you for a moment?" -crackles knuckles-

Sirius: "You did WHAT to my cousin Remus?! Well she better have been lookin a lot like ME during it"
Tonks: "I'm right here you know."

James: -looks at Dulmbledore and Snape- "My Grandsons name is WHAT?"

Those James quotes are brilliant xd

[LaLunaLupe]

Lily to James and Snape: It's a good thing lust, envy, and rage don't exist in heaven, otherwise there might be... Guys, stop. Stop. STOP!

Mad Eye Moody to Dumbledore: ...And that's how my remains became a Christmas wreath.

Sirius to his friends: Anybody else wonder why Voldemort didn't use more Inferi? And why are they called "Inferi," instead of, oh, I don't know, "zombies?"

James Potter to Snape: I can accept that my son thinks you were pretty cool for being a spy or whatever, but the bravest man he's ever known? That might be a stretch.

Snape to Lily: While we're on the subject, I've always wanted to tell you...

Lily to Snape: If it makes you feel any better, if you'd asked, I would have said yes.

[lorinasrose]

Hedwig to everyone : *attacks*

[lorinasrose]

Voldemart to Lily: Your bra is showing.

[Feather Kana]

Lily *waggling finger at Snape* Now "Mudblood" shouldn't matter here, should it, seeing as we don't have any....

Snape to Old Voldy: Fangs a lot for nothing, b*****d!

Lupin and Sirius to Peter: Now where were we about four years ago....?

Nagini: I will NOT be bait for the next Headless Hunt!

[ElectrikSoul]

[Ren The Ryoko]

James: "Hi Pete! Mind if I have a word with you for a moment?" -crackles knuckles-

Sirius: "You did WHAT to my cousin Remus?! Well she better have been lookin a lot like ME during it"
Tonks: "I'm right here you know."

James: -looks at Dulmbledore and Snape- "My Grandsons name is WHAT?"

xd

[Toxic Ayame]

James to Peter: If you weren't already, you'd be dead right now.

Lupin to Sirius: You know your cousin...? Well, we decided that our relationship was very beneficial and...-BOOM!-

Voldemort to everyone: I hate it here, you know that?

[Toxic Ayame]

George_F_Weasley

Dobby to Hedgwig biggrin obby doesn't understand eiter. Dobby always assumed that the cute innocents couldn't die either!

*Sirus and Tonks walk up to Bellatrix*
Sirus:Hey there Bella! Care to join us in a little family reunion?

XD!!!!!!!!!!LOL>

[Misses Molly Weasley]

James to Snape: *looks down and sees that Snape is naked* Well, now I see there's no need for me to turn you upside down...

Lily: What the hell are you looking at, James-- *gasp* Oh, why, hello there Severus... Care to stir my cauldron?

[themadwriter]

Everyone to Voldemort: GTFO!

[GoombaGoomba]

Misses Molly Weasley

James to Snape: *looks down and sees that Snape is naked* Well, now I see there's no need for me to turn you upside down...

Lily: What the hell are you looking at, James-- *gasp* Oh, why, hello there Severus... Care to stir my cauldron?

xD omg <3

[lorinasrose]

Dumbledore to James: I must discuss with you with your sons behavior from the past years. Starting with his relationship with Draco....

Sirius to Lupin : How did you die... Lupin: i dont know...

Snape to Lily : I love you..

Snape to James: You son made a mockery of me and Albus's names. He should have name the child the more mature name, like Snapledore or Alberveus.

Sirius to Peter : What do you do with Voldemart other than serving.

[Feather Kana]

Charity Burbage to Nagini: I hope I gave you indigestion!