Sir Schmerz's Husband

Thieving Sex Symbol

35,450 Points
  • Alchemy Level 10 100
  • Conventioneer 300
  • Happy 13th, Gaia Online! 50
Never has it been said that I was an honest man.

I openly admit that I've made my fortune upon the backs of others. To call my trade a mere series of "acquisitions" and "distributions" of various goods and services would be far too kind. And not exactly precise. No, my fortunes are ill-gotten and my reputation well-deserved. I am known for my temper, and for my indiscretion. I trade in human lives and stolen goods. My crew is comprised of felons at worst and half-wits at best.

But for you, I would make a welcome space upon Her Majesty's Ship Salamander, if you would once again risk sailing, careless and free, through the skies.








Seriously, though, thanks for the gift, anon. 3nodding