Wicked Erection
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Wicked Erection
I had a really disturbing dream last night :c
Tell meeee! c:
Okay. So. My mom had dropped her purse in the lake and was feeling around for it. The water was about..mid chest deep. My dad and I waded in to help her find it. He finally reeled it in with a fishing pole. When I got out of the water I had hundreds of "blood eels" attached to the insides of my arms and legs. Not leeches. Think lampreys on a smaller scale.
We tried pulling them off but their heads would stay attached
sad And i'd scream every time they pried one off. When they were all gone I fell asleep....and when I woke up I had 1 stuck on my top lip and one on my bottom lip...and they had layed eggs Dx So I had to rip them off my lips.
I woke up and my lips were all jacked up...so I must have been mauling them in my sleep.
You should get an award for "creepiest story ever involving deadly water animals."
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