Angels might not come when you call them...
Once, there was an old fellow named Larry Berger, who wasn't afraid of anybody alive, but anyone who was dead scared the wits out of him. One night, he was driving his old jeep in the country side, when it started to rain. Since his jeep didn't have a top to it, he decided to look for shelter.
The first place he came to, he didn't even stop. It was an old, abandoned cabin. It was probably dry as a bone inside, but he knew for fact that it was haunted, and he wasn't going to go there.
The next place he came to was an old church. It hadn't been used in years. All of the glass had been broken out of the windows, but it still had parts of the roof intact, so he parked his jeep and ran inside.
He crowed around until he found a pew and sat down. He was right. It was nice and dry in there. But just then, a flash of lightning struck, and he saw he wasn't the only one in that church. There were people in every pew, and they were all dressed in white, bowing their heads as if they were praying.
"These must be ghosts!" he said " They must have come in from some graveyard to get dry!"
So he got up, ran down the aisle and ran smack into one of the ghosts, and the ghost said
"BAA!"
...True story. ninja
...But they'll always be there when you need them.