Hell Frozen Fear
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- Posted: Wed, 18 Apr 2012 06:15:13 +0000
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Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hello!
My name is Robo-Diedrich. My cre-cre-creator wanted to call me Droidrich, but I kicked him in the face and ran away because I am full of facts and one of those facts is that my name is Robo-Diedrich! Did you know that my creator was Diedrich? Really! After wandering into a laboratory that he thought was someone's home, he tried to play with the knobs on the TV, but the TV was a robot cloning machine and not a TV at all so I was born and all of Diedrich's facts were downloaded into me! I am a perfect replica of Diedrich except I do not think of dumb names like 'Droidrich' and I do not make dumb babies when I get fat which makes me 5000% better than Diedrich in every way.
Would you like to know a fact? Of course you would! I am be-be-better at dispensing facts than Diedrich ever was and I hardly ever malfun-fun-fun-function in any way because that is impossible for an amazing robot like me!
Anyway here is a fact, okay, I am going to tell you a fact and that fact is this fact.
Did you know that most of the world's oldest dungeons are still in operation today? Monarchies and dictatorships worldwide make regular use of their country's existing dungeons for imprisonment, torture, and the entertainment of guests.
Okay well I am very busy with being a per-per-perfect amazing robot now so I have to go!
Okay bye! Oh here is something I found on the ground. I have no use for it because I am a robot who only needs facts, but maybe you can do something with it.
Bye! Bye forever! Bye-bye!
~ Robo-Diedrich
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hello!
My name is Robo-Diedrich. My cre-cre-creator wanted to call me Droidrich, but I kicked him in the face and ran away because I am full of facts and one of those facts is that my name is Robo-Diedrich! Did you know that my creator was Diedrich? Really! After wandering into a laboratory that he thought was someone's home, he tried to play with the knobs on the TV, but the TV was a robot cloning machine and not a TV at all so I was born and all of Diedrich's facts were downloaded into me! I am a perfect replica of Diedrich except I do not think of dumb names like 'Droidrich' and I do not make dumb babies when I get fat which makes me 5000% better than Diedrich in every way.
Would you like to know a fact? Of course you would! I am be-be-better at dispensing facts than Diedrich ever was and I hardly ever malfun-fun-fun-function in any way because that is impossible for an amazing robot like me!
Anyway here is a fact, okay, I am going to tell you a fact and that fact is this fact.
Did you know that most of the world's oldest dungeons are still in operation today? Monarchies and dictatorships worldwide make regular use of their country's existing dungeons for imprisonment, torture, and the entertainment of guests.
Okay well I am very busy with being a per-per-perfect amazing robot now so I have to go!
Okay bye! Oh here is something I found on the ground. I have no use for it because I am a robot who only needs facts, but maybe you can do something with it.
Bye! Bye forever! Bye-bye!
~ Robo-Diedrich