Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Oh lovely Hell Frozen Fear,
come dance with me,
and see the realm of fantasy,
we'll weave between a dryads' trees,
leap and prance between giants' knees,
and all will be such ecstasy,
if you would dance with me,
through the realm of fantasy.
So take my hand and...
um, Hello Mr. Easter Bunny.
I did not mean for you to take my hand.
Um, sure, I'll dance with you.
...
No, this isn't awkward at all.
Why do you have that look in your face.
Why are you spinning me off the ground.
What are you doing?!
Put me down!
PUT ME DOWN!
WAIT, DON'T LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*splat*
-Unfortunate Anon