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Oh lovely Nuit_Douce,
Don't worry your little head.
My natural habitat is awkward.
I carry a cloud of awkward with me wherever I go.
That way I can turn any situation awkward and survive.
Oh hey, I see something sparkly and rainbow colored on the ground!
I... got it! ha!
It's... it's a diedrich.
Oh dear.
You might want to turn arou-AHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's teeth are so sharp! So. SHARP! WAIT IT HAS CLAWS TOO! OH IT HAS CLAWS!
QUICK, CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! SOMEONE HELP ME! MORE OF THEM! IT CALLED MORE OF THEM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN, THE HORRIBLE PAIN! I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE HORRIFIC PAIN!
-Unfortunate Anon
It's nice knowing I'm not the only awkward one. Not sure about making things intentionally awkward, because then it's just really...er, awkward.
A rainbow Diedrich-- Oh god.
Um, maybe if I hit it with my shepherd's crook--? Or would I only end up hitting you? You were so nice I don't want to just abandon you...
Oh. This is awkward.
Good thing there's a vaccine for grunny-ism. The word "awkward" doesn't have any meaning to more, I've typed it too much.