Buson and Bashou's Thank You Notes

[Buson n Bashou]

-Lacrime di Lussuria-

Adonis and Ares it shall be? That truly makes me think.
Who is who, if myth is true, for this are you in sync?
Though I fear I must admit, I'm no Aphrodite.
My looks not great, my wit much more, it's Athena for me.
Seems right now despite my mind your choice truly fits.
For as of now, upon my head, is not the gift of wits.
Nor do I have on my side an owl to share debate.
So I guess, for right now Aphrodite I relate.

How can we love....

Nonsense, your looks are perfect beyond all compare,
Your hair so silk and skin so fair.
To which we are stricken by a sickness only a kiss can cure,
A touch from soft fingertips that makes us feel pure.
The poetry to which you send shows much knowledge,
We can tell you have the wisdom that by far passes technology of cutting edge.
You are Aphrodite, with grace and beauty.
You are Athena, intelligence and inspiration fully.
To combine both and make you our goddess to worship,
On hands and knees we are yours for courtship.

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

-Lacrime di Lussuria-

Skin that's fair? I fear it's not so.
Fiction and fact I lack it in both.
My body is scarred in more ways than one
And as for issues, my mind has a ton.
No goddess am I, just normal as all.
It's why I'm so touched you'd answer my call.
Though if it is a kiss that you truly want,
Then your poor lips I will not taunt.

How can we love....

No matter the scars or earthly imperfections,
Your skin will always be smooth and Heaven's reflection.
We call for you in moans and blush,
Motions forth our hips to yours heated lush.

(Our apologies Lussuria, your link did fail us. Apple is a cruel cruel company to most things.)

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

Anony2

How can we love....

We're....not sure if you should post this. Ehehehehe.
But thank you the gift, Anonymous Madam. [/smiles]

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

Robo-Diedrich

Hello!

My name is Robo-Diedrich. My cre-cre-creator wanted to call me Droidrich, but I kicked him in the face and ran away because I am full of facts and one of those facts is that my name is Robo-Diedrich! Did you know that my creator was Diedrich? Really! After wandering into a laboratory that he thought was someone's home, he tried to play with the knobs on the TV, but the TV was a robot cloning machine and not a TV at all so I was born and all of Diedrich's facts were downloaded into me! I am a perfect replica of Diedrich except I do not think of dumb names like 'Droidrich' and I do not make dumb babies when I get fat which makes me 5000% better than Diedrich in every way.

Would you like to know a fact? Of course you would! I am be-be-better at dispensing facts than Diedrich ever was and I hardly ever malfun-fun-fun-function in any way because that is impossible for an amazing robot like me!

Anyway here is a fact, okay, I am going to tell you a fact and that fact is this fact.

Fact: The closest living relative to grunnies isn't bunnies- it is the humble wooly mammoth. Just ask my cousin Heinrich!

Okay well I am very busy with being a per-per-perfect amazing robot now so I have to go!

Okay bye! Oh here is something I found on the ground. I have no use for it because I am a robot who only needs facts, but maybe you can do something with it.

Bye! Bye forever! Bye-bye!


~ Robo-Diedrich

How can we love....

[/sighs] How many times have we told Professor to lock the lab after work hours?
Thank you for the fact R-D. I hope you don't mind us calling you that...
[/shrugs] At least we have a clone that isn't defective like a certain one...

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

How can we love....

OOC:
You know what's entertaining AnonThread?

Anon-ing a friend a ton of his wishlist items. And only writing messages based off of his status. emotion_awesome
Completely confuses the hell out of him. But at the same time, able to talk and see how he has been doing since I'm such a hermit on the internet.

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

-Lacrime di Lussuria-

May our meeting be soon. Come now, just guess.
You have what you need to feel my caress.
The hints I have given, you know who I am.
Minus the name, I've given all I can.
So may our breath mingle in every which way.
And bring us together, I'd love to today.
Our bodies merging, our endless love.
Will fly in the sky as if its a dove.

How can we love....

I have a feeling it is a Foolish, A Simple or a Mermaid.
But the clues you gave said something about wearing the same gift as us...?
To which we have to finally ask our mystery love,
Can you be an Anon within an Anon?

...If we have no heart?

[Robo-Diedrich]

Buson n Bashou

How can we love....

[/sighs] How many times have we told Professor to lock the lab after work hours?
Thank you for the fact R-D. I hope you don't mind us calling you that...
[/shrugs] At least we have a clone that isn't defective like a certain one...

...If we have no heart?

Because I am a robot programmed to only ever tell the truth 100% of the time and because the truth is a fact, I must admit that Diedrich is good at unlocking locked doors. Did you know that Diedrich once robbed a bank for fun? It's true! Diedrich is a menace to so-so-ciety so please don't listen to his inferior facts! Okay bye!

[Buson n Bashou]

Robo-Diedrich

Because I am a robot programmed to only ever tell the truth 100% of the time and because the truth is a fact, I must admit that Diedrich is good at unlocking locked doors. Did you know that Diedrich once robbed a bank for fun? It's true! Diedrich is a menace to so-so-ciety so please don't listen to his inferior facts! Okay bye!

How can we love....

[/ . _.]
He's most likely like Muk, sliding under the doors with the blob mass he is.
And we'd rather push him into the homogenizer-thingamabob than listen. [/nod nod]

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

~Lotus~

Here's what's left of your brain on drugs.
don't eat it.

How can we love....

Always so great with flirting.
H-hey! We don't do drugs!
We do women! [/wink]

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

How can we love....

= ^= I regret nothing.
Except giving a letter to a fxdhkscking beggar.
Damn we need to do research on the victims more.

...If we have no heart?

[Buson n Bashou]

Lotus

How can we love....

Girl, I will drag you out of that seat, tie you down

And tickle you with a feather. Till you pass out.
Then we'll have a fun time, eh? Heheheheha!
[/scowls] Strike that. I'm about to light you on fire along with that mass of nasties.

...If we have no heart?