My name is Robo-Diedrich. My cre-cre-creator wanted to call me Droidrich, but I kicked him in the face and ran away because I am full of facts and one of those facts is that my name is Robo-Diedrich! Did you know that my creator was Diedrich? Really! After wandering into a laboratory that he thought was someone's home, he tried to play with the knobs on the TV, but the TV was a robot cloning machine and not a TV at all so I was born and all of Diedrich's facts were downloaded into me! I am a perfect replica of Diedrich except I do not think of dumb names like 'Droidrich' and I do not make dumb babies when I get fat which makes me 5000% better than Diedrich in every way.
Would you like to know a fact? Of course you would! I am be-be-better at dispensing facts than Diedrich ever was and I hardly ever malfun-fun-fun-function in any way because that is impossible for an amazing robot like me!
Anyway here is a fact, okay, I am going to tell you a fact and that fact is this fact.
Did you know that some research facilities have taught pandas to smoke? Move over, monkeys, there's a new face for adorable lung cancer!
Okay well I am very busy with being a per-per-perfect amazing robot now so I have to go!
Okay bye! Oh here is something I found on the ground. I have no use for it because I am a robot who only needs facts, but maybe you can do something with it.
Bye! Bye forever! Bye-bye!
Why don't you head over to your inventory and see what you got!
-he tilts his head-
That's... interesting. Thank you for that, Droi--er, Robo-Diedrich.