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What should happen to Abelard XIII now?

Ascend to the heavens, to rule over a higher kingdom. 0.27678832116788 27.7% [ 948 ]
Serve a hard term in Hell Prison. 0.50744525547445 50.7% [ 1738 ]
Haunt a zoo, occassionally feasting on the poor animals contained within. 0.21576642335766 21.6% [ 739 ]
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Greetings, loyal subjects. I feel my otherworldly torment giving way, and the calm, familiar madness of syphilis returning. I would thank you, but that is beneath me.

Oh how I long to do my favorite things once more: feast upon rare and exotic beasts, subjugate the poor and impoverished, and amass vast piles of wealth that I force my servants to polish and shine day and night.

Alas my incorporeal nature still forbids me from truly enjoying the warm meat of the tiger, the fresh eggs of the gorilla or the succulent eyeballs of the dolphin, but that doesn’t mean I can't try. Truly, these are the first days of the rest of my afterlife!

Time-traveling Marshmallow

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adieu my lord. adieu.

Wheezing Lunatic

Good-bye my king! *curtsies*

Clever Shapeshifter

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Im sure it was because of the syphilis but I say you serve hard time bub...

Man-Hungry Vegetarian

Ascend to the heavens and spend an eternity as Mantis Sr's b***h.
/rainbow

Dapper Businesswoman

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So Long King Adlebard......Just...Just Bye. You're too creepy to leave any fond remarks for.

Unforgiving Gaian

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Nice typo in the 3rd choice. 3nodding

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Gorilla eggs?

Smitten Pumpkin

Monsieur Fabuleux
Ascend to the heavens and spend an eternity as Mantis Sr's b***h.
/rainbow

rofl heart



Abelard...goodbye. I don't want you to hurt animals ever again (eating tigers and dolphins?!?) or to oppress the poor. (Lol @ gorilla eggs.) You wacko. razz

Magnetic Prophet

I hope you like zoo hauntin'
Goodbye, my dearest Abelard! I would love for you to stick around and enjoy the animals, but it seems people have other ideas so far...


How dare you all suggest sending a king to prison. stare

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Ascend to the heavens, to rule over a higher kingdom.

Make the angels give you piggybacks through space.

Aekea Explorer

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Abelard, I wouldn't be smiling so much. Looks like a lot of people are against you.

Durem Star

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Go to hell Abelard...
Sorry, the dolphin eyes were a little much for me. I think it's time someone beat you around a little, your majesty.

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