In Search of... Freedom

What should happen to Bigfoot now?

Dissolve blissfully into the world beyond, losing all memory and identity.	39.9%	[ 1452 ]
Serve a hard term in Hell Prison.	8.1%	[ 296 ]
Haunt dark forests and rip the arms off of hikers.	52.0%	[ 1891 ]
Total Votes:			[ 3639 ]

[[NPC] Bigfoot]

At last, I am free of that corrupting goo! It was as hampering as the financial regulations I routinely flouted in life. I feel as light as a young mediumfoot, ready to ramble my ancestral forests by the light of the moon.

Perhaps I will hang up this coat and tie and abandon the life of riches I came to love. In the end, did I wear the suit-- or did it wear me? And did not that craven quest for pleasure and recognition always leave me low, spent, sick and sad?

I lost my way long ago, ripping off investors and stupid consumers when I should have been ripping off hikers' arms and alligators' tails. Perhaps in whatever future awaits me, I might return to the noble calling of my race as a wiser, taller Bigfoot.

Farewell, Gaia. You did me right and you did me wrong, but it is all in the past now.

Haunt dark forests and rip the arms off of hikers.

[sherman the smurf]

Bigfoot!
May your hairy soul rest in peace...

[Drakriloth]

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, in America

[DeCoro]

Go free Bigfoot--~


(Alligator tails...?)

[Caution Raised Manholes]

[NPC] Bigfoot

At last, I am free of that corrupting goo! It was as hampering as the financial regulations I routinely flouted in life. I feel as light as a young mediumfoot, ready to ramble my ancestral forests by the light of the moon.

Perhaps I will hang up this coat and tie and abandon the life of riches I came to love. In the end, did I wear the suit-- or did it wear me? And did not that craven quest for pleasure and recognition always leave me low, spent, sick and sad?

I lost my way long ago, ripping off investors and stupid consumers when I should have been ripping off hikers' arms and alligators' tails. Perhaps in whatever future awaits me, I might return to the noble calling of my race as a wiser, taller Bigfoot.

Farewell, Gaia. You did me right and you did me wrong, but it is all in the past now.

Haunt dark forests and rip the arms off of hikers.

BIGFOOT! Rest in peace, we barely knew thee sweet huge kinda monster-ish thing! TT^TT

[DarkMoonRising]

Goodbye Bigfoot! May you find freedom.

[VolcanicMystery]

Be free, intelligent one!
Trapping you forever would be a crime.

[Weathered Cupcake]

live your life well, bigfoot. you were a good person.

[Grabnaur]

Haunt the forest in peace.

[Sailor Dee]

(sniff)
Goodbye Bigfoot. Be free! crying

[sullenrandomness13]

good luck up there.

[The CB Noob]

crying

[DELETED12345678]

May you rest in peace hairy one.

[house of monks]

Farewell Bigfoot <3

cry

[Timmyo00]

Beat me once... Shame on me,
Beat me twice... Also Shame on me,
BEAT ME THREE TIMES... I am sent to my death...

I never like Hikers... remind me of puny fast man, I see much in us both, you are like bear, scout call me shaved bear, and we hurt people.

What was that little chips? You all want to fight with me?
This is best idea...