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penguin3647
Take off your makeup, put down the camera,
choke on the drama that makes me want to..




i got a text from somebody saying

FRM: Adele
SUBJ: STD
MSG: seen your profile ur pretty c.ute
did you want to chat:*(www.placingonthestart.com)

and i have no idea wtf that is lol

edit:
and my brother and i recently exchanged numbers
cuz i got a new phone so he got my old one and his
minutes went on my new one..
so i thought it might be for him..
lol


..tear up the pictures and pages you've saved,
creating a life of trends and make believe


LOLOLOL.
 
     
 
Questing Winter Rose Help Pweez crying





OMG ONLY LUCIFER WOULD DO THAT D:




     
I am a boy.


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lulz

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http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/5016/drunkcatok7.jpg
 

Haha, wow, thats great.
I always prank people and my friend did once
to this kid I know and he was like "stop talking to my girlfriend,
she comes to me crying every day because youre a ******** jerk"
It was hilarious.



*Comments please
     

horns of the demon please cry

tonight we drink to youth and holding fast to truth
E r a j i a
Questing Winter Rose Help Pweez crying





OMG ONLY LUCIFER WOULD DO THAT D:






O.o
D:
 
     
 
i never get calls like that
just plain, boring calls. "is _______ there?"
     
I used to go to school with a kid named Clayton.
I'm pretty sure his mom died in 6th grade or something.
btw I lol'd










The world is ugly
But you're beautiful to me
 
     


Teh Pr0n Fairy no more

REMIND ME IF I OWE YOU A SIGN
 
It's her own fault for not listening to you. 3nodding
     
` B r i g h t E y e s
This lady dialed the wrong number, and now
she thinks her husband is cheating on her.

She called my cell, and asked for him.
I said, ''Sorry you have the wrong number''.
So she goes,
''I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU WHORE!
STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!''
and hung up.

O.O

Poor Clayton.
He's going to get an earful.


P.S. I don't know anyone named Clayton,
and I'm not a mistress.
I'm a 15 year old girl with a boyfriend.


YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND YOU HOMEWRECKER! ITS OBVIOUS SHE GOT YOUR CELL NUMBER FROM HIS CELL PHONE! FOR SHAME SLEEPING WITH MARRIED MEN!
 
     
They call me Troll;
Gnawer of the Moon,
Giant of the Gale-blasts,
Curse of the rain-hall,
Companion of the Sibyl,
Nightroaming hag,
Swallower of the loaf of heaven.
What is a Troll but that?

 
General Disease
i never get calls like that
just plain, boring calls. "is _______ there?"


:[
That sucks.
     
Daysun RiceRacer
` B r i g h t E y e s
This lady dialed the wrong number, and now
she thinks her husband is cheating on her.

She called my cell, and asked for him.
I said, ''Sorry you have the wrong number''.
So she goes,
''I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU WHORE!
STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!''
and hung up.

O.O

Poor Clayton.
He's going to get an earful.


P.S. I don't know anyone named Clayton,
and I'm not a mistress.
I'm a 15 year old girl with a boyfriend.


YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND YOU HOMEWRECKER! ITS OBVIOUS SHE GOT YOUR CELL NUMBER FROM HIS CELL PHONE! FOR SHAME SLEEPING WITH MARRIED MEN!


YOU'RE THE WOMAN WHO CALLED ME.
STOP CALLING ME AND ASKING FOR CLAYTON.
I DON'T KNOW CLAYTON.
 
     



[******** HACKED, MAN.
hey scenesterrs_;

I'll make you a sign for gold.
D:

 
LMFAO That made my day. Hilarious! 4laugh
     

"Never trust a fat vegetarian" - Sage Francis
` B r i g h t E y e s
General Disease
i never get calls like that
just plain, boring calls. "is _______ there?"


:[
That sucks.

yeah

and didn't you say you were making signs?
 
     

rest in peace 5abre & the guy who thought pink
 
Shame on you Clayton! You've been a baaaad boy.
     
The Muncho
Why didn't you go with it?
Would of been a good laugh.



Yes it would have been.
CX
 
     
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