''YOU WHORE! STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!''

[` B r i g h t E y e s]

This lady dialed the wrong number, and now
she thinks her husband is cheating on her.

She called my cell, and asked for him.
I said, ''Sorry you have the wrong number''.
So she goes,
''I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU WHORE!
STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!''
and hung up.

O.O

Poor Clayton.
He's going to get an earful.

P.S. I don't know anyone named Clayton,
and I'm not a mistress.
I'm a 15 year old girl with a boyfriend.

[B3d H3ad]

Wow... way to ruin a marriage.
D<




JK.

[The Muncho]

Why didn't you go with it?
Would of been a good laugh.

[B 0 N J 0 U R xD]

I am sorry but I lol'd

[` B r i g h t E y e s]

The Muncho

Why didn't you go with it?
Would of been a good laugh.

She hung up too fast, or I would've.

[Kid Vengeance]

thats the funniest thing ive heard all day rofl

[The Mushles]

that's pretty sad. burning_eyes
too bad though. if she doesnt believe its the wrong number its her fault for not listening to you

[Flavor Blasted Goldfish]

So you got tired of my husband and you've moved on to someone else's?

You ungrateful little prostitot D<

[-Halloween Barbie-]

I would've ******** with her, going on about how I was a better woman for her husband than she was. o.o

[msbubbles2008]

Epic Lols. No srsly. I thought I would pee in my pants. You knew you were in for it, it was the perfect situation to get in trouble. I mean, how could some paranoid old woman NOT think you were a whore???? Paranoid old women think every girl is a whore. LOLZ! XD

[ABAND0N ALL HOPE]

I called some lady in the phonebook and she thought I was her son so I said that I was out doing weed and then hung up.

[Rhujix]

I'm sorry, but that is very funny.

[penguin3647]

Take off your makeup, put down the camera,
choke on the drama that makes me want to..

i got a text from somebody saying

FRM: Adele
SUBJ: STD
MSG: seen your profile ur pretty c.ute
did you want to chat:*(www.placingonthestart.com)

and i have no idea wtf that is lol

edit:
and my brother and i recently exchanged numbers
cuz i got a new phone so he got my old one and his
minutes went on my new one..
so i thought it might be for him..
lol

..tear up the pictures and pages you've saved,
creating a life of trends and make believe

[Skullova]

What a crazy lady. xD

[hoooloioioioi]

HAHAHAHA.